Frozen Crabs & A Blonde Stewardess
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a
box of
frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take
care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in
the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for them staying
frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that
he was a lawyer, and proceeded
to rant at her about what would happen if she let them
thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the
intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs,
in New Orleans , please raise your hand?
Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate
them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonds aren't as dumb as most folk think.
