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"Yes Mr./Mrs. (Teacher)."
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"you make the car go faster by pushing on the foot feed"
I remember Merthiolate and Mercurochrome and Camphophenic .
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them.
You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
Isak Dinesen
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In government:
"Christmas"
"Jesus"
"Under God"
"Pledge of Allegiance"
"So help me God"
If 'ya can't put hot sauce on it, it ain't worth eat'n....
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National Rifle Association - Patron Member
National Muzzleloading Rifle Association - Life Member and 1 of 1000
Illinois State Rifle Association - Life Member
Carlinville Rifle & Pistol Club
~ Molɔ̀ːn Labé ~
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Rise-n-shine.
I'll learn you!
.... that's a Wurlitzer
I'll slickin your britches boy!
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire Tracker
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"Pull out the choke."
"Advance/retard the spark."
"Don't hold your thumb that way. It will break if the engine kicks back."
"I wish we had wipers that would work when going uphill."
"Can't dim the headlights when I'm shifting."
"You have to double-clutch it to go into first when you're moving."
Bruce
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Here is an oldie but goodie... Be kind and rewind!  My Grandfather's favorite... "What do you know, you are still wet behind the ears" Hemi
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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"Put the saddle on the stove Ma ... I'm ridin' the range tonite!"
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Posts: 1,289
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Commercials -
-Winston tastes good like a cigarette should
-It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
-I'd walk a mile for a camel
-From the land of sky blue water
-You can take Salems out of the country but you can't take the country out of Salems.
-The beer that made Milwaukee famous
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What you don't have in your head you have in your feet, go get it!
Experience is what you get, when you don't get what you want!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Yes they do and my grandsons have jeans with them, grandma puts em on for them. ALL of my "Work Jeans" have Iron On Patches on the knees and thighs. Good rigging, that. GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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My Dad was fond of saying
"You been drivin' it like a Chevrolet"
whenever we needed to fix something on one of our cars.
My brother and I think that comes from the days when Fords all had 4 cylinder engines so "drivin' it like a Chevrolet" meant you were abusing the car.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Sonic booms from military aircraft. As a kid back in the 1960's that was the coolest sound in the world. Mom wasn't too happy as she had to watch and make sure her hanging plates didn't rattle off the wall.
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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My Grandfather's favorite...
"What do you know, you are still wet behind the ears"
Never understood that one until our first child was borne.
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Campfire Tracker
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Mr. T Lee were did you live in New York so that you got full lake effect and 3-4ft of snow at a time? Cheers NC
don't judge until you have walked a mile in other persons' moccasins'
SUM QUOD SUM........HOMINEM TE ESSE MEMENTO
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Hold er Newt,she's headdn' for the Pea Patch!
Run for your life,surrender or stand up and fight!
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Come quick Ma the Hogs done got me!
Run for your life,surrender or stand up and fight!
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Hotter than a four balled Tom Cat!
Or two Peckered Billy Goat!
Run for your life,surrender or stand up and fight!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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"You don't stand a china mans chance"
I got banned on another web site for a debate that happened on this site. That's a first
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Campfire Ranger
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