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Wow, how totally uncaring, rude and unnecessary!.
If this was your attempt at a joke you failed terribly!
The nature and withless value of this post deserves to be deleated. I'm sure God isn't laughing one bit.
Where the [bleep] do people like you come from...?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Nothing more fun than placing a new 40 ounce'r on a street corner and watching the ensuing bum fights over said bottle. A KFC Bucket containing a turd is good for a few laughs. Ingwe falls for it everytime. 
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Nothing more fun than placing a new 40 ounce'r on a street corner and watching the ensuing bum fights over said bottle. i think ill try that the next time im in SF..... ....stay tuned for the bum fight video on youtube 
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Second time I've heard this joke this month... still funny... not a damnable offense.
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A KFC Bucket containing a turd is good for a few laughs. Ingwe falls for it everytime. And I saved the turd too...so you will have one to smoke in Hell John Moses! ( just the thought makes me happy....)
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I'm sure I'll have a semi truck of them waiting on me.
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My Wife went to a burger joint a while back, and there was a bum with a sign begging for food.
She gave him a cupple bucks and when she got back to car he was sucking on a bottle of wine...NEVER AGAIN!!!!
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I used to work in an area that had several panhandlers
in a busy intersection. One day my supervisor and I talked
to one of the guys and he told us on a good Friday evening
payday that he could make $100.00 in a couple of hours.
Of course there was a liquor store on the other side of
the street....
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Nothing more fun than placing a new 40 ounce'r on a street corner and watching the ensuing bum fights over said bottle. caution with that-some states have baiting laws
GOA
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Came out of a fancy restaurant once with half a bottle of wine in a "doggie bag". A bum hit me up. I gave him the bottle and eliminated the middleman. You'd of thought I slipped him a C-note.
www.paracay.comIt's better to live rich than die rich. Live simply so that I may simply live large.
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The best line I ever heard from a panhandler was .............
I ate good today and my belly is full - I just looking for some spare change so I could buy a beer.
I didn't give him any money.
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I didn't realize it was a joke and I still thought it was funny as hell.
Hmmm.........
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Working in downtown Birmingham part time delievering pizza for a year completely changed my outlook on the homeless. Our store was next to a gas staion that was a popular bum panhandling site. I could count the number of times I saw bums peddle the same story over and over to different folks working up enough money to go into the gas station and shop. Each and every time the came out with cheap booze.
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Downtown Manhattan. Panhandler hits up a businessman. The man asks him what he wants the money for, and the panhandler says "to invest". "Invest in what?" "The market" "What market?" "The liquor market".
His honesty was rewarded.
Paul
Stupidity has its way, while its cousin, evil, runs rampant.
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I wonder if the OP would have done the same had the guy been missing his legs. It's a joke...  Holly cow, you mean some of you actually believe I'm pig enough to have TWO apple turnovers for desert? My wife has always lectured me that my biggest problem is that I don't get that some people just don't get my humor.
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Barkoff, my wife gives me the same lecture.
Great joke. I always noticed bums in one town pan handling only on weekends? Must have been working the rest of the week. My other favorite is while a guys wife is shopping he walks around the parking lot giving the "we are from out of town and ran out of gas" story. The other I heard in DC was they run a drug and alcohol center and are taking donations. Ya, I bet they are. The other one is DC was idiots giving away free maps provided by the park service and taking tips/donations.
Gave the bell ringer a dollar last night though. She was actually singing christmas songs and I thought that was a nice touch instead of just ringing that damn bell.
Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself. Monty Python
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I wonder if the OP would have done the same had the guy been missing his legs. It's a joke... Holly cow, you mean some of you actually believe I'm pig enough to have TWO apple turnovers for desert? My wife has always lectured me that my biggest problem is that I don't get that some people just don't get my humor. I thought it was funny. But, I understand people not getting your humor. Sometimes, I offend people with my humor but I don't let that stop me.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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Reminds me of a couple of women who'd waddle into the plant cafeteria. Their order would darn near be the same except with gravy on their fries...... And a diet Coke. 
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Hey! I too choose to believe that Diet Coke is a neutralizer. Sort of like when the old man was in the hospital after his triple bypass.
"Pop, looks like you are going to have to give up those Carl's Jr. $6 burgers"
"Oh non, no, no, I start over."
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Geeez Barkoff, Now you're calling some of us pigs. The only defense I'll offer for myself: If they made those turnovers twice as big, I wouldn't have to order two of 'em!
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