You're a man of many talents, friend.
None of which will allow me to retire in luxury,.....
But in any event,...I'm gonna drag my Polack wife back to Boston' on'e o'these days,...and both she and I would go nuts over a fishin' trek like you put on.
I'll tell ya in advance,..... she's gonne puke,...but she won't snivel about it. In fact,.....if you take her out to catch the big 'uns, I'll be hard pressed to keep her from givin' ya summa that old booger.
,...she's crazy that way.