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...Because Nancy Pelosi will no longer be Speaker of the House, she's forced to give up her private jet to make those trips from Washington, D.C., to San Francisco ..... She'll be flying Southwest from now on because....
BAGS FLY FREE!!!
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Somehow, she will find a way to not pay out of her own pocket. I wouldn't be surprised if they (Congress) have already passed a law that pays for travel to and from their home state. I mean, they pass themselves a raise every year, they get paid until they die after serving, their healthcare is paid for. So what's a plane ride twice a month or more?
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...Because Nancy Pelosi will no longer be Speaker of the House, she's forced to give up her private jet to make those trips from Washington, D.C., to San Francisco ..... She'll be flying Southwest from now on because....
BAGS FLY FREE!!! That is funny!
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Bam Bam will just give her the whole company and her problem will be solved
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I like the joke ...............dj
Remember this is all supposed to be for fun.......................
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She has her own private broom, what the Hell does she need with a plane?
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Must be out of commission, can't be the weather because she's already a frosty (w)itch. - you beat me to it by 15 min 14 sec.
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
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You know after reading this an add like it .We are the boss lets take there rasies away and let them fly on our dime with a miltary plane would work also after office just like you or I, 0-10 years no pension 10 or more pinsion till they die an half if they take a cut for there wifes.also we the people should vote on there wages an there spending, don't like don't run for the office .take back now it mine an yours money . when there out of office where do they make these millions from ask your selfs that. they also should pay back the cash for social secerty and other sh-t they cost us
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A modest proposal: Pelosi and the rest of Congress and their aides fly for free but they must go through the TSA enhanced pat down procedures....
The most important aspect of this signature line is that you don't realize it doesn't say anything significant until you are done reading it & then it is too late to stop reading it....
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