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I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.

I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder.

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Originally Posted by Duquensebeer
I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.

I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder.




I didn't know sheep and goats could go to a chiropractor.
interesting.

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I had one "lock up on me" once.
I had to punch her in the stomach to get her off!



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Originally Posted by Duquensebeer
I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.

I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder.


I thought that when you bit her on the neck, she farted and flew out the window...

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I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.

I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder.


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I didn't know sheep and goats could go to a chiropractor.
interesting.


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I thought that when you bit her on the neck, she farted and flew out the window...


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Originally Posted by THOMASMAGNUM
Originally Posted by Duquensebeer
I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.

I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder.




I didn't know sheep and goats could go to a chiropractor.
interesting.


Girlfriend = hand, she = one of his many multiple personalities... But I'm not familiar with "I put her in the buck" - if it's something like stumpbroke, then barnyard animals could come into play.

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Originally Posted by kcnboise
Originally Posted by THOMASMAGNUM
Originally Posted by Duquensebeer
I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.

I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder.




I didn't know sheep and goats could go to a chiropractor.
interesting.


Girlfriend = hand, she = one of his many multiple personalities... But I'm not familiar with "I put her in the buck" - if it's something like stumpbroke, then barnyard animals could come into play.


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no chit,

the "I figured you bit her on the neck, she farted and flew out then window" seems destined to become part of campfire lore!

that was TFF!


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!! grin


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Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!! grin


No doubt.
I hear some of them run around disguised as Celtic fairies, pixies, and other assorted creatures!
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Originally Posted by Duquensebeer
I did my boyfriend so hard that he had to go to the Chiropractor.

I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder.



Ah.......Yeah!!!

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Originally Posted by 340boy
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Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!! grin


No doubt.
I hear some of them run around disguised as Celtic fairies, pixies, and other assorted creatures!
grin


Not on my alter they don't. grin

I do love Gothic romance vampire novels. smile


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Originally Posted by derby_dude
Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!! grin


zombies!


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Originally Posted by byc
Originally Posted by derby_dude
Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!! grin


zombies!


Zombies bite you in the neck to!!!!!????? eek


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Originally Posted by ColsPaul
I had one "lock up on me" once.
I had to punch her in the stomach to get her off!



I've had a couple go into "lock up"...thought they were convulsing & started laughing so hard the "moment" was lost...

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