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"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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dang, there's gonna be teenagers droppin like flies.......
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Just sent it to my 18 year old.. he's probably got a 2 week life expectancy.
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I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.
I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder.
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I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.
I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder. I didn't know sheep and goats could go to a chiropractor. interesting.
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I had one "lock up on me" once. I had to punch her in the stomach to get her off!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.
I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder. I thought that when you bit her on the neck, she farted and flew out the window...
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I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.
I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder. I didn't know sheep and goats could go to a chiropractor. interesting. I thought that when you bit her on the neck, she farted and flew out the window... Dammit, there's coffee everywhere now.
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I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.
I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder. I didn't know sheep and goats could go to a chiropractor. interesting. Girlfriend = hand, she = one of his many multiple personalities... But I'm not familiar with "I put her in the buck" - if it's something like stumpbroke, then barnyard animals could come into play.
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Conspiracy, lies and cover ups, Johnny Holmes is alive and living in New Zealand
The older I become the more I am convinced that the voice of honor in a man's heart is the voice of GOD.
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I did my girlfriend so hard that she had to go to the Chiropractor.
I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder. I didn't know sheep and goats could go to a chiropractor. interesting. Girlfriend = hand, she = one of his many multiple personalities... But I'm not familiar with "I put her in the buck" - if it's something like stumpbroke, then barnyard animals could come into play. Y'all are killin' me... TM, Vic & kc: Y'all owe me a new monitor and keyboard. I'll never get all this Diet Dr.Pepper cleaned up..... Hell, truth be told, it's probably douchebeer that's stumpbroke.
Bring enough gun and know how to use it.
Know that it is not the knowing, nor the talking, nor the reading man, but the doing man, that at last will be found the happiest man. - Thomas Brooks (1608-1680)
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no chit,
the "I figured you bit her on the neck, she farted and flew out then window" seems destined to become part of campfire lore!
that was TFF!
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!!
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!! No doubt. I hear some of them run around disguised as Celtic fairies, pixies, and other assorted creatures!
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand." James Elroy Flecker
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I did my boyfriend so hard that he had to go to the Chiropractor.
I put her in the buck all the time - so it was no wonder. Ah.......Yeah!!!
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Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!! No doubt. I hear some of them run around disguised as Celtic fairies, pixies, and other assorted creatures! Not on my alter they don't. I do love Gothic romance vampire novels.
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!! zombies!
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
Go Nats!!!!
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Ya gotta watch out for those damn vampires!!!! zombies! Zombies bite you in the neck to!!!!!?????
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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I had one "lock up on me" once. I had to punch her in the stomach to get her off!
I've had a couple go into "lock up"...thought they were convulsing & started laughing so hard the "moment" was lost...
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