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Words of wisdom from an old guy here with a basement full of '86s.
"A hundred years from now it won't make any difference at all."
It was his way to say "don't sweat it".
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All women are crazy so you might as well go for the looks. I disagree. Smart man  He's likely been twisted by a crazy woman. Seen lots of good men go the way of crazy women, terrible sight really.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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I guess from my grandfather as well. On listening instead of running your mouth.
" You should be tuning in twice as much as you are broadcasting."
I guess that goes right along with the two ears and one mouth post from above. Very good advice, in business and life in general.
I am also a firm believer in the all women are crazy. maybe not now or maybe never again. But they are all crazy at some point. Looks make em crazier and most times age....both extremes of it.
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I guess from my grandfather as well. On listening instead of running your mouth.
" You should be tuning in twice as much as you are broadcasting."
I guess that goes right along with the two ears and one mouth post from above. Very good advice, in business and life in general.
I am also a firm believer in the all women are crazy. maybe not now or maybe never again. But they are all crazy at some point. Looks make em crazier and most times age....both extremes of it. Another variant is: Two eyes, two ears, two hands, one mouth. Use them in those proportions and in that order.
I am a conservative with a lowercase "c".
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Not sure how numbers factor. I only have one penis and chicks only have one vagina. I'm not inclined to use my hand more because I have two of them. YMMV
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Work hard & live below your means.
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Live hard and work just enough for your means.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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From my grand father on wimens:
Sometimes they lock up ON you!
And you have to punch them in the stomach to get free!
I always felt sorry for granny after THAT one!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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"Every calling can be great.....if greatly persued." (Oliver Wendell Holmes) Never forgot that one.
Luck....is the residue of design... ![[Linked Image]](http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp311/patrickgsinclair/96zvyt.gif)
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Watch out where the Huskies go
Don't you eat that yellow snow
- Frank Zappa
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It's not premarital sex if you don't plan on marrying them.
That one has always rung a bell for me.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Be tough but fair ....
Re kids: You gotta pick and choose your battles ...
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other the person to die ......
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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From a favorite Uncle:
"If she left a guy for you, she'll leave you for another."
"Never step through the door way of a married woman's house, unless her husband is home."
"Never allow a woman through the door of your house, unless your wife is home."
He had a bunch of others, but I have found these three to be most valuable in my life.
Oh yeah, there was "Peter tracks on your zipper is much better zipper tracks on your peter."
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Live fast, love hard, die young and leave a beautiful memory.
Words from an old country song.
( I didn't follow that advice.)
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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Follow Jesus is hard to beat -----
other than that the best I received came in only two words,
Avoid Extremes !
Think about it..
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From my dad "Don't delude yourself into thinking the rest of the world give a s***. They don't" 'tis true that worrying about what others think is a waste of time.
Then the day I complained about a coach riding my case he said "let's say you're right. The guy's an azz. You can learn how to deal with an azz this season. That's a valuable skill because there's a lot of them in this world."
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The only thing in life you ever start at the top of is a hole !
And everyone knows how much trouble holes get you into !
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Why can't I see anyones Avatars ?
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here is the BEST i ever heard, and it came when i desperately needed it. Well, if you want to simply be "a daddy" just go about life as usual, but with one extra mouth to feed.
If you want to be a great father, decide in your heart right now that your life is no longer your own. For the next 20+ years, you exist to be the husband and father that your kid deserves--no matter what it costs you. No matter what you have to give up. No matter what fun or other opportunities you have to forego. You are shaping a human life--and you will shape it--either good or bad.
Good luck. Well, I guess you never know what impact your words will have on others. I hope all is well with you and your family!
Wade
"Let's Roll!" - Todd Beamer 9/11/01.
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My platoon sgt. told me, "Always marry an ugly woman. That way if she ever leaves you it won't hurt so bad."
whelennut That's funny!
Jed York does not own the 49ers; Russell Wilson does.
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Slow down and take your time before you hurt yourself.
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