Big Sky's been trying his best to keep us Texas boys in line here the last few months so he's obviously trying to figure out how to become "one of us". Before any of you get to thinkin along the same lines, be aware we do have tests here to see if you are worthy. See how you do....
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<br>Section 7. Texas Culture
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<br>Mark the answer that most correctly answers the question.
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<br>1. A day spent fishing without catching anything is defined as:
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<br>a. a wasted day
<br>b. a relaxing day
<br>c. better than a good day at work
<br>d. a boat ride
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<br>2. Most Bar-B-Q in Texas made from:
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<br>a. pork
<br>b. beef
<br>c. briscuit
<br>d. anything picked up off the road within 24 hours.
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<br>3. Appropriate attire for a special evening affair is:
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<br>a. a tuxedo
<br>b. a suit and tie
<br>c. ropers and wranglers
<br>d. pressed ropers and wranglers
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<br>4. Doing the Texas Two-Step typically involves:
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<br>a. dancing in circles.
<br>b. a night of honkytonks and drinking.
<br>c. explaining to DPS why you were speeding on the way to deer camp.
<br>d. explaining events at deer camp your spouse heard 2nd hand from someone else.
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<br>5. Which of the following is the most relevant age old debate:
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<br>a. baptist vs catholic
<br>b. less filling vs tastes great
<br>c. plastic vs shiners
<br>d. mossy oak vs realtree advantage
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<br>6. The term "gimme" correctly refers to:
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<br>a. a short golf put defined as less than the length of the putter head to the leather grip.
<br>b. any put shorter than the one you just made
<br>c. any long put some other guy just made
<br>d. a free hat
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<br>7. The correct form of the question to ask about a friends deer hunting trip is:
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<br>a. Where did you go deer hunting?
<br>b. Did you see any?
<br>c. Y'all shoot any?
<br>d. Y'all kill any?
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<br>8. The first week of deer season:
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<br>a. is usually in November
<br>b. is a state holiday
<br>c. is the primary engine behind the Texas fall economy
<br>d. should be a state holiday
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<br>9. Crappie fishermen are typically:
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<br>a. frustrated bass fishers
<br>b. bored bass fishers
<br>c. bass fishers who can't afford a new battery for their trolling motor
<br>d. just trying to catch some chum
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<br>10. A small town is defined as:
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<br>a. less than 10,000 people
<br>b. a great place to live
<br>c. a town without a dairy queen
<br>d. any place with only one honky tonk or dance hall
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<br>11. The proper seasons of the year are:
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<br>a. winter, spring, summer, and fall
<br>b. basketball, track, baseball, and football
<br>c. football and spring football
<br>d. deer season, bass spawn, redfish run, and dove season
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<br>12. The easiest accent to identify is:
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<br>a. yankee
<br>b. cajun
<br>c. okie
<br>d. teasipper
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<br>13. When driving on I-35 and wanting to pass slow traffic ahead of you:
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<br>a. use the left lane when it is clear
<br>b. use any open lane
<br>c. get on the car in front of you's bumper and try to speed them up.
<br>d. use the frontage road if its clear
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<br>14. The posted speed limit on any Texas interstate system:
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<br>a. is the maximum speed over which you can get a ticket
<br>b. is only a suggested maximum speed
<br>c. is meant to be the minimum speed at which you should drive
<br>d. only applies to out of state drivers, motor homes, and trucks
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<br>15. At a four way stop the person with the right of way is:
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<br>a. The first person to come to a complete stop
<br>b. If two people tie coming to a stop, the person on the right
<br>c. The first person to bluff the others into stopping so they can go without stopping.
<br>d. The person in the biggest truck.
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<br>16. For proper reference as a "truck", a vehicle must be at a minimum be a:
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<br>a. pickup, regardless of size
<br>b. 1/2 ton pickup
<br>c. 3/4 ton
<br>d. 3/4 ton pickup with a flat bed on the back.
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<br>17. A reference to Muy Grande refers to:
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<br>a. a river in Texas.
<br>b. the burrito at a tex-mex restaurant.
<br>c. a huge trophy deer.
<br>d. the results of last nights deer camp chilli and beer.
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<br>18. During hunting season in rural Texas, it is not proper etiquete to:
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<br>a. display a dead deer while driving down the road.
<br>b. skin your deer in the hotel parking lot.
<br>c. skin your deer in your hotel room (if you want your deposit back)
<br>d. wrap, cover or otherwise hide your deer in the back of the truck so nobody can see it.
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