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Since Polska seems to have an inexplicable abitlity to come up with "campfire classic" questions... you'll remember such gems as "Could a safari rifle penetrate armor?", "electronic sights for bears and other dangerous game", "If all you had was a spear.. could you stop a bear?", "Any incident of moose attacks?", "200 or 250 grain cartridge for .45-70?" and of course "Chain maille VS cougar,small bear, or wolf and other beasts"... I think we should have a thread just to come up with assinine, absurd, rediculous questions. Sort of head him off at the pass by asking the sort of questions he favors, and maybe keep himself from hurting his melon trying to think up more.


I'll go first....



If all Polska had was a blowgun, and darts could he stop a leopard from mauling his trackers in upstate New York?

If Polska had gloves on, could he find his azz with both hands?

Ranger you missed a key point... Are the gloves chain maille, kevlar, leather?

If all Polska had was a keyboard, could he shoot .5 MOA with it?

No, wait, we can all do that.

If all Polska had was a canyon and a partner, could he tackle him, just to stay warm?

Is a pushfeed rifle in 416 suitable for tigers in upstate New York and can you get a trigger guard that you can use with chain maille gloves and a bayonet mount to use as a zombie spear

Should Polska bird hunt with a riot gun, and 000buck in case of civil unrest while in the field?...

If the man in the moon were made out of cheese would Polska eat him?

Can Polska beat obama in 2012?

Can Polska ever imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?

Play nice boys.

You guys are gonna be in for a 300 lb. MMA bitchslappin'....just sayin'.

................Some people just get bored easily and have too much time on their hands thinking about hypothetical stuff which will never happen. That`s assuming of course one has enough common sense not to go into big bear territory with just a spear.

Kinda reminds me of those now "deceased" bear lovers Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend, who both "FELT" they could just go and congregate around grizzlies totally unarmed. Both were killed by one of their local friendly neighborhood grizzlies.

But they died "doing what they both loved." Better to die prematurely doing what you love rather then using some common sense and living a much longer life!...............Sounds like great common sense to me.

Polska.........If you want to experiment going into big bear territory with just a spear,,,,then you go right ahead.

We`ll see your story on the news sometime?

And some people are just idiots!

Vic, you know I am pretty concerned about that very thing, but since I reckon I would have to show up in his parents basement for that to occur... I would wager I am fairly safe.


Besides I thought Polska was 6'14" 450lbs of twisted steel, and he could kill a man using only his pinkies and icy glare.






Which leads to my second question for the thread:

Could Polska make a cape buffalo tapout using a rear naked choke if he was blindfolded

Alright, I tried to warn ya...

Who hunts with a football helmet on?

PeteE;


Regards,
Dwayne

OK so if you fart in chain maille can a bear smell it Russ

And I wonder if it sounds like off-key wind chimes..