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What's the best T-shirt you have ever seen, the one that you wish you had bought or wish you still had or still treasure after all these years?

My friend, a B-52 Navigator from the Vietnam era had one he got in the BX at March AFB in the mid-1970's, a true classic:

Close-in, head-on shot of a B-52 in flight. Far below and to the rear a nuclear mushroom cloud rises from the ground. Inscription reads: "and now, it's Miller time".
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Two come to mind. One said, "YOUR PROCTOLOGIST CALLED-THEY FOUND YOUR HEAD!'

The other one was one my son picked up. It said, "SAVE A TREE-WIPE YOUR AZZ WITH AN OWL!"

maddog

One of my favs is the green one with "make 7" on the front, and "up yours" on the back.

I see you saved the pic I posted a few months back....

Champion Mustache Rider

Sort of a T-shirt hoodie but still a favorite

One my daughter had for years, a picture of a revolver muzzle on. Underneath it said "NO ONE EVER RAPED A .38"

I had to white out what the little card she is holding says- it was not 'appropriate'

I'm not sure I have a 'best' I've ever seen- there were a lot of them during the boat racing years, and I've had and worn out my share of aviation-related ones just due to my line of work.

This is one I've always liked....



or this one, a truism

Years ago a shirt I saw. I didn't agree with the message but had to laugh.

"Lick Bush in 88"


Another I got a good laugh from was about the same number of years ago. Only saw it once, searched all the stores hoping to get one. Black, white and red drawing of a guy wearing an apron, one foot up on a chopping block, headless chicken in one hand and a hatchet in the other. Beside him a whole pile of chicken heads, blood sprayed everywhere. Lots and lots of it. The head on the guy didn't match the rest of the drawing, looked pasted on. It was the head from Kentucky Fried Chicken logo. Col. Sanders.

HAHAHAHAHA....LMAO!!!!

Was a basic white t-shirt. Said "Wrigley Field - World's Largest Gay Bar" with a pic of the stadium under it.

I've got one that is black and in white lettering says, "Gut Deer?"

Another that I have I picked up at the County Rep convention in '96 when we nominated freakin' Dole. Its white and has a blue likeness of Reagan in the center and around the edges reads, "Remember when America had a Real President"? I've been wearing that for a long, long time...

Cute petite girl with small boobs, no bra wearing one that said "itty bitty titty club"

I saw a busty girl when I was visiting my sis in college that had a shirt that had a Mounds candy bar across the chest. I commented to my sister that she should get one that said Skittles. That got a hefty punch to shoulder.

I saw one at a gun show that my daughter said that she wanted if I ever saw another one. It read:

I am not a bitch, I am the bitch and it's Ms. Bitch to you.

The ones I liked best were wet.

Jim

Saw one on a local woman in Selma, and I'm pretty sure it spoke the truth. It read: I make stuff up.