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"The highways of life are filled with flat squirrels that couldn't make up their mind."

Yep, they are called liberals.

Les,

Glad to see you are back in the saddle again, and riding fast.

Hope you stick around for a while.

Steve

I will, there are some trolls that need my attention.

She said... Who you going to please with that?...I said Me!!!

She said... That's a pretty small organ you,ve got there.
I said..... I didn't no I was going to be playing in a cathedral!!!

The guy with the fastest cart never has a bad lie.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

My All Time Favorite
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

I don't have to outrun the bull. I just have to outrun you

As seen on the bathroom wall while on vacation in Montana last week. "Aim low boys they're riding Shetland ponies." Last command supposedly given by George Armstrong Custer at Little Big Horn.

We aim to please, please aim gentlemen.

I always thought that was from Lewis Grizzard.

There is absolutely no reason to lose - as long as you're the scorekeeper! my brother
Mark

Some Will Rogers, a MASTER.

Never slap a man chewing tobacco.

Never squat with spurs on.

Always drink upstream of the herd.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

"I feel like I been ate by a coyote and chit off a cliff"


from Dan Jenkins' "Life its Own Self", spoken by the TCU coach when he found out his star Tonsilitis Johnson had decided to quit football.

Nothing is impossible for the guy that doesn't have to do it.

There's never time to do it right and always time to do it over.


There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves

years ago, i saved a list of some favorites as a ms.word file...some of them seem more relevant today than they did several years ago. pasted below....

and i am adding the "flat squirrels" to that list.

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�America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.�
Abraham Lincoln

"Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
Albert Einstein

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein

"Whatever you are, be a good one."
Abraham Lincoln

"You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot lift the wage-earner by pulling down the wage-payer.
You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich.
You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot establish security on borrowed money.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves."
Rev. William Boetcker, 1873 - 1962

"No man�s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."
Mark Twain

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. "
Ronald Reagan

"One of the things the government can't do is run anything. The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads, and both of them are bankrupt."
Lee Iacocca

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
George Bernard Shaw

"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined"
Patrick Henry

Busier than a cucumber in a Womens Prison