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One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to See George Washington standing by him. Barack asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, Then fades away.
The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson Moving through the darkened bedroom. Obama calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
Barack isn't sleeping well the third night when he sees another figure moving In the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Obama pleads.
Abe replies: "Go see a play".
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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HA!Good stuff right there!
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil...
...is for good men to do nothing."
Edmund Burke
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I hereby volunteer to hold the derringer.
John (Big Squeeze) Booth.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln? "What do you plan to do with all those baby clothes now, Mrs Lindbergh?" I wish that I could remember the abominably provocative question that an extremely insensitive TV reporter asked Senator Goldwater upon news of President Kennedy's assassination � and Senator Goldwater's shocked, indignant, and very appropriate response� � classics! �something like "Good God, man! He's just been shot to death! Have you no decency?"
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Other than that, how was the trip to Dallas Jackie?
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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