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I ain't touchin' that one, not directly anyway.  Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Only a dingleberry, not yet a Turdlike person, maybe someday!!! I am happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls right now!! Joe.
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Batman wears Chuck Norris pjs to bed.
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Every year on his birthday Chuck Norris picks one lucky child to throw into the sun
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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when chuck norris goes in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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Campfire Ranger
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever give birth........his son's name is Big Stick!
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High Brass, You're late. Day off OT to miss Chuck Norris IZMS will go baddly for you! You R on your own!
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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Bigstick can whip Chuck Norris. Hey, I like Larry but I've gotta sleep sometime. I'll vote no way to be on the safe side. Sorry Larry! Hell, Chuck Norris was a Texas Ranger, he can find me, Larry ... maybe. Besides, while Larry is dicking with turrets, I'll just shoot, a lot! 
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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Campfire Ranger
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Whenever Chuck Norris stares at a cat, the cat gulps a pill.
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter.
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Campfire Tracker
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The view one sees is his own
Practitioner of the ancient art of skank fu
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Campfire Ranger
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Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter. Sometimes hot tar � Sometimes acid �
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Campfire Tracker
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, he doesn't turn on the light. He turns off the darkness.
This is a shooting forum, there is no place here for logic.
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Campfire Kahuna
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When Chuck Norris frowns...
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Chuck Norris actually died 3 years ago. Death's been suckin' back shots in a Reno cathouse working up the courage to tell him.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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chuck norris doesn't read books he stairs them down until he gets the information he needs.
the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups.......
he does earth-downs.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Chuck Norris once counted to infinity. Twice.
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Campfire Kahuna
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When Chuck Norris frowns, evil blinks.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Chuck Norris was in actually in Star Wars.....he was The Force....
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chuck norris every month sleeps with every woman on the planet, it causes them to bleed for a week
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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