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You may call me Rufusuli.
I am smarter than you and I am going to tell you what you need to know.
Also, my credentials are impressive, and yours are irrelevant.
I have found the best way to impart my vast knowledge is to be a condescending zen-dickhead and belittle all opposing (meaning misguided) viewpoints.
Enough of an introduction. On to the lesson. (Did I mention I have trained with Socrates? Perhaps some other time.)
Rufusuli�s First Law of Gunfighting: You must have the most excellent tactical weapon (from my approved list, available on my website for $19.95 US), then you must ignore the most excellent tactical sights and spray lead all over God�s green earth like some doped-up Somali mercenary.
The chicks really dig this and you will be a natural for parts in straight-to-video action movies.
That is all. Next lesson we will cover more on why I am smarter than you, and how to remove those useless appendages from the top of your tactical handgun.
Stay safe,
Rufusuli
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in my oh so humble opinion, Raisuli is actually John Melvin Davis, AKA Gun Kid.
There was a bit of peace on the Internet while he was in federal prison. He got out last year.
He has been recently kicked off of Frugal's, where he was using two different accounts, "Sheen", and "Switt". They were able to capture enough of his IP addresses to keep him banned for now.
Sam......
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What I said in the other thread!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Ohhh this is too funny.....thanks guys I really need a laugh today....or should I be thanking Rufusuli???? either way this was more fun than one should have....
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You are the master. I am not worthy.
"Don't believe everything you see on the Internet" - Abraham Lincoln
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You are the master. I am not worthy. Yes, I believe I made that quite clear, but thank you for reinforcing that my teachings are having an effect. You are a capable student. Stay safe, Rufusuli
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You are the master. I am not worthy. Yes, I believe I made that quite clear, but thank you for reinforcing that my teachings are having an effect. You are a capable student. Stay safe, Rufusuli Ohhh Jedi Master...>I am so humbled to be in your presence....I am but a mere Padawon seeking enlightenment and wisdom from your teachings
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You may call me Rufusuli.
I am smarter than you and I am going to tell you what you need to know.
Also, my credentials are impressive, and yours are irrelevant.
I have found the best way to impart my vast knowledge is to be a condescending zen-dickhead and belittle all opposing (meaning misguided) viewpoints.
Enough of an introduction. On to the lesson. (Did I mention I have trained with Socrates? Perhaps some other time.)
Rufusuli�s First Law of Gunfighting: You must have the most excellent tactical weapon (from my approved list, available on my website for $19.95 US), then you must ignore the most excellent tactical sights and spray lead all over God�s green earth like some doped-up Somali mercenary.
The chicks really dig this and you will be a natural for parts in straight-to-video action movies.
That is all. Next lesson we will cover more on why I am smarter than you, and how to remove those useless appendages from the top of your tactical handgun.
Stay safe,
Rufusuli
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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I take a man at his word. He wouldn't lie about being a zen-dickhead.
Where do I send my $19.95 ... U.S. ???
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I take a man at his word. He wouldn't lie about being a zen-dickhead.
Where do I send my $19.95 ... U.S. ???
Send it via PayPal to my account.....I will make sure he gets it....trust me.....I am from the Govt and here to help
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Where do I send my $19.95 ... U.S. ???
All my lessons and writings are available on my website. Of course, I do not advertise the web address. When you are truly ready, the website will find you. Stay safe, Rufusuli
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You are the master. I am not worthy. Yes, I believe I made that quite clear, but thank you for reinforcing that my teachings are having an effect. You are a capable student. Stay safe, Rufusuli oh great one, i can only be blessed you live in arizona in a town bearing a family name. Some day i might be worthy to sit at your feet, assuming you are wearing shoes and have washed them recently, to intake your vast knowlege
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
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I take a man at his word. He wouldn't lie about being a zen-dickhead.
Where do I send my $19.95 ... U.S. ???
one must not insult the master with paper money, one must use gold bullion
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
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Some day i might be worthy to sit at your feet, assuming you are wearing shoes and have washed them recently, to intake your vast knowlege Frankly, students at my feet severely restrict my demonstrations of tactical mobility (and don't even get me started on the insurance liability issues), but the gesture of subservient adulation is noted and appreciated. Stay safe, Rufusuli
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Some day i might be worthy to sit at your feet, assuming you are wearing shoes and have washed them recently, to intake your vast knowlege Frankly, students at my feet severely restrict my demonstrations of tactical mobility (and don't even get me started on the insurance liability issues), but the gesture of subservient adulation is noted and appreciated. Stay safe, Rufusuli Ohhh Master we will keep our distance so as not to miss such important lessons
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in my oh so humble opinion, Raisuli is actually John Melvin Davis, AKA Gun Kid.
There was a bit of peace on the Internet while he was in federal prison. He got out last year.
He has been recently kicked off of Frugal's, where he was using two different accounts, "Sheen", and "Switt". They were able to capture enough of his IP addresses to keep him banned for now. There is an erie similarity between his posts and Gunkids WildalsosimilartothefamousmallninjaAlaska ��2002-2011
Es ist nichts schrecklicher als eine t�tige Unwissenheit.
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THIS has become a sacred site and I have become a true disciple.
I will henceforth be known only as ... 'Re-Fuel-Us-All'.
Gotta go now ... and get a buzz on.
Fare thee well, friends.
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