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And Savage99 refused to drink a beer from the tap because it didn't have a 3-pos safety and wasn't CRF.

obviously jorge was DEAD....

and Eremicus announced to all that his Leupold beer googles were better than the bar's usual Swarovski crystal beer mugs...

After you focused the Leupolds properly.



John

Hawkeye and DD came in together wearing their matching "I'm With Stupid" T-Shirts asking folks where they could find that Neocon dude,Jorge.

NOW that, is F***** funny....

EDIT--I blamed a coupla' highschool "sweet hearts" on un-focused beer goggles...oh well, lower your standards to improve your average...grins

After choking Maser for a solid half hour, Steve_NO was satisfied that the little perv would never post again, and dropped his head to the floor with a thud.

"Hey, guys, look.....he soiled his freaking diaper!" he observed, as he recruited Bristoe to help drag the carcass outside, lest it spoil the ambience of the evening.

TRH walked in... and then his pit bull ate him.

A man from North Carolina goes into a bar in New England. He asks the bartender, "Did you go to Harvard?" The bartender says, "Yale." The North Carolinan says, "DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?"

Lee24 and his "partner" came in huddling together "for warmth", but Vanimrod tossed them out on their asses

Bristoe will nonchalantly show a picture of one of these that he machined this afternoon -- and on a lathe older than T LEE if you can believe that.



Then, Bristoe will give fashion advice, regale us all with tales of how he calmly faced terrors at the dentist office that would kill a normal mortal, and then he will slide right into reciting his original poetry.

The Don Equis "most interesting man in the world" gives up and leaves the bar embarrassed and outclassed.

Both sides of Bristoe's pillow are cool.

John

The only person deflave keeps speaking with is Miss Lynn.


Travis

JeffO showed up, but Bart and eh76 had put blue tape around the doors and skeered 'im off..

Jorge would NEVER quit looking at the marbling, Tom264 started talking about painting rainbow colored stocks ( ) and Ingwe was showing off his Salvage in .270 Win extolling it's virtues claiming it was the "Best in the World" which caused Swampy to choke on his Long Island Ice Tea.

Twas very weird I tell ya.

"Men should avoid barbers named Mithter Brucie."

Note: It's paraphrased, but pretty close to what I read a while back.

Lee24 made the lathe Bristoe used to craft this M C Escheresque cube.

I can arrange tales of horror while visiting the dentist.....

jwp was busy arguing with the natives as to whether or not any Kenyan or Namibian football team could kick the SEC's asses.

When somebody throws a glass there will be an argument about whether momentum or KE broke the bar mirror.

I walked in. Bristoe was tendin' bar, I said "Gimme a White Dog!". He said "Take your pick."

Mathman couldn't stop telling Jorge the blonde was too "marbled"... the Poobah and Tom264 were arguing sissy rifle cartridges when BobinNH walked in with a skookum. 270 and awe struck them both..... MagMarc was talking Honda cars with Karnis which confirmed his gayness and turned Karnis on... Steelihead couldn't make it, being hen pecked and all... Swampy and Oldman1942 were discussing their last NAMBLA meat and greet.....

Were you drinking the Lone Star or the Shiner Bock?