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Les was drinking martinis at the bar and had quite a few and ended up pissing off just about everyone.

Sassy came in and made him go home, which he did.

Fortunately, Sassy stayed and she and everyone else had a great time, except for Lee 24 who Sassy punched out.


Steve

That'ld be the day, he's to scrawny to do much. He'ld have to stand up in a chair.

Sounds like a happy ending.

You better believe it my friend!

Houndgirl run off with Huntsman22.....

i heard huntsman22 was found handcuffed to a bed in local motel in morning

Then the Chickenbuck gang showed up and REALLY showed everyone how to party. bear head and all on NorthernDave's head. I bet that would really make the bear mad if he knew

An antelope head danced by followed by two ladies who looked familiar from the ABC's thread, but unfortunately trailed by Ingwethong. Steelhead was briefly distracted in a corner booth, contemplating whether a .223AI could finish said antelope. "Phug it," he muttered, refocusing attention on the triplets to either side.

Scott F showed up around midnight with the hippie-chick offering free stalks of genuine organicly grown celery for anyone who was drinking bloody marys

Celery and asking about shootin' high-powered rifles.

that is about the time bricktop showed up to console maser

Thirty years come this 18 December

BCR and Curdog get in a fight over 'fridge girl , and halfway thru , they coudn't remember why they wanted her.

Bristoe got tired of pouring drinks, and sat in the corner. Everyone looked around wondering who would pour drinks.

Right about then Clark walked in offering a list of his Pet Loads, that generated 50% more velocity than factory loads. No one wanted to try his handloads, but they were eager to let him pour drinks, so Clark was voted bartender.

I've read 8 pages and cant believe none of you guys were discussing whether it was a good idea to put a Rock in your A-Hole or not

Gunner

and woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney.

NHK9 was asked to tie his pooch up outside cuz it kept humping The Poobah. TRH was afraid to cross the street, worried about crazed negroes in pickups. Isaac played beat the penguin and actually won.

As the night wore on, paddler was hung on a moose rack by his panties just for fun. Turns out, he enjoyed it. Pat had a rock in his hand and stood by the fire contemplating if he should throw it in.

George sent me videos of that dog...I would be honored to have her hump me....then again I think its fun for dogs like that to bite me...


But back on topic...The Poobah and Doc Rocket would have a contest on who got humped by the baddest azzed police K9.....

And the winner got to put a spider in Les's beer.....

then Foxbat showed up, sipping a mojito, wearing a football jersey from Da U autographed by all the players....using their prison numbers.

he said Da U could whip any SEC team because they're all a bunch of homos, and that's when the fight started.

A Tanned, and dangerous looking character who's just rolled in in a Nondescript 2 Ton with a LONG horse trailer looks around Coldly, until he spots X fire.

They gather up, outside of all the noise and mayhem,... and share a quiet snort out of a flask dredged up out of a hip pocket.

"Been Savin' this"......glurk,.....

"WOW, I can see why".....glurk,....glurk

Not bad,.....glurk, ....glurk,.....glurk,....

The flask enpty,....a conversation of sorts ensues

......"You bring that Dog?"

He Whistles, and the Heeler is THERE.

....."Of course,....you bring that [bleep]' Gator ? "


GTC

And Logcutter told Mule Deer he couldnt really pass judgement on a brand of whisky until he had downed at least twelve shots, and/or used it over a 50 year period to fuel his chainsaw.....