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She walks every morning and in this warm weather (80's) she is always seeing lots of snakes. She sends me photo's on her phone and when I beg her to catch me one here responses are hilarious.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Oracle
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Tell her if she REALLY loved you, she would catch one for you... 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Kahuna
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She's cracking me up. They're all copperheads. Even the corn snakes.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Kahuna
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...and the green ones. 
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Campfire Ranger
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Mighty edgy fer a Cajun gurl isn't she?
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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Campfire Ranger
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Wait until she finds a spreddin adder!
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Campfire Kahuna
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The German half takes over when she sees a snake.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Tracker
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I would go walking with a good sharp hoe in my hand so I could explain to any snake I see "THE ONLY GOOD SNAKE IS A DEAD SNAKE!"
Sassy
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She's cracking me up. They're all copperheads. Even the corn snakes. Yep...every snake in the south thats near water ( which is EVERY snake) is a water moccasin....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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i can show mine a picture of a praying mantis and she'll run away screaming, i once hid a pic of one in a book she was reading, wish i had videoed it.brought a live one home once and she ran down the street and wouldn't come back for hours even after i told her i had got rid of it.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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a pic of a praying mantis.....? Dooooood....thats messed up! 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Ranger
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If I had that many snakes around the house, I'd go around with a shotgun under my arm like I was standing guard over a chain gang, all the time.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
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Campfire Ranger
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I'm with you, Miss Sassy!
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis
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We've got 121 known species, and to her, they're all poisonous.
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And probably all aggressive...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Wait until she finds a spreddin adder! Like this one my daughter was toting around? ![[Linked Image]](http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii94/ltppowell/Mobile%20Uploads/downsize-19.jpg)
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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A friend of mine was waxing his car and I layed a rubber snake on the bumper. I thought I was going to have to call the medics he screamed and turned white as a ghost. I laughed so hard I coulden't escape his wrath, but my pain was worth it..
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Mighty edgy fer a Cajun gurl isn't she? ==================== A very pretty cajun girl,at that. Those Catahoulas will protect her from the reptiles,you included officer.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
William Arthur Ward
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Campfire Outfitter
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i caught a garden snake one day and was playing with it on the porch when my wife cam out holding my son. my son wanted to know what Daddy was playing with and came to look with Mama. Mama nearly dropped our son whilst screaming blood murder over the "anaconda" in my arms... sheesh, it was only a garden snake, and it was only about 18" long...
30-06 till i die, the greatest round ever! I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy! CEO of a Turdlike People: Turds & Tats Division... (per Ingwe )
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You're right about that. A snake in my back yard doesn't stand a chance.
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