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Yeehaw! I hit the big 5-0 today. 'Guess I can get the senior coffee at Mickey D's now! Yippee Skippee! Does this mean I'm officially and old fart now? Do I have to buy a pair of Osh-Kosh's and wear them every day? Jeez, I get to order off the "senior menu" now!
Horse-pucky! You young punks got nothin' on me! I kin' still walk the legs off kids half my age, out-shoot 'em with their own guns, and steal their wimmen at the same time..........
I got some swamp land fer sale in Florida too!
Gettin' old's a biatch. So I've been told. All I know for sure is the hills do seem to be getting steeper, and I swear my old 99 puts on another pound every year. That's okay-I'll just keep pluggin along and looking for the dumb ones.
I gotta go find my prune juice right now.......
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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haPPpeEEeee bErFdayyyy bubba!
David
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
Go Nats!!!!
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Well now Happy Birthday GG.
50 you say, I remember fifty it was a good year.
Quando Omni Moritati
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Happy birthday and many more. MTG
Vena dura, ocyus occide, excusas non offer!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Yeehaw! I hit the big 5-0 today. 'Guess I can get the senior coffee at Mickey D's now! Yippee Skippee! Does this mean I'm officially and old fart now? Do I have to buy a pair of Osh-Kosh's and wear them every day? Jeez, I get to order off the "senior menu" now!
Horse-pucky! You young punks got nothin' on me! I kin' still walk the legs off kids half my age, out-shoot 'em with their own guns, and steal their wimmen at the same time..........
I got some swamp land fer sale in Florida too!
Gettin' old's a biatch. So I've been told. All I know for sure is the hills do seem to be getting steeper, and I swear my old 99 puts on another pound every year. That's okay-I'll just keep pluggin along and looking for the dumb ones.
I gotta go find my prune juice right now....... Congrats, GG... Just keep one thing in mind: the most dangerous age for heart-attacks etc., is between 50-57.. Once ya reach 60 you should be golden.. So take care and eat your broccoli.. 
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Member: Clan of the Turdlike People.
Courage is Fear that has said its Prayers
�If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.� Ronald Reagan.
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Yeehaw! I hit the big 5-0 today. 'Guess I can get the senior coffee at Mickey D's now! Yippee Skippee! Does this mean I'm officially and old fart now? Do I have to buy a pair of Osh-Kosh's and wear them every day? Jeez, I get to order off the "senior menu" now!
Horse-pucky! You young punks got nothin' on me! I kin' still walk the legs off kids half my age, out-shoot 'em with their own guns, and steal their wimmen at the same time..........
I got some swamp land fer sale in Florida too!
Gettin' old's a biatch. So I've been told. All I know for sure is the hills do seem to be getting steeper, and I swear my old 99 puts on another pound every year. That's okay-I'll just keep pluggin along and looking for the dumb ones.
I gotta go find my prune juice right now....... Congrats, GG... Just keep one thing in mind: the most dangerous age for heart-attacks etc., is between 50-57.. Once ya reach 60 you should be golden.. So take care and eat your broccoli.. Your going to make his day with the above statement 
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Happy Birthday. You are half way there if you are planning to live to be a hundred
Sassy
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It don't get any easier either.Got about 19 yrs on you.
If God wanted you to walk and carry things on your back, He would not have invented stirrups and pack saddles
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Wow! A half a century old!  Hang in there any will make it to real old age where they just give you the senior discount without asking.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Yeah, gg. Happy friggin' birthday to me you!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Happy Birthday GG but I don't think you get the Senior discount til you hit 55....
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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Happy Birthday! ![[Linked Image]](http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo136/cessna_album/Oldmanshorts.gif)
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Happy Birthday GG but I don't think you get the Senior discount til you hit 55.... That sux. Now Gopher is old and still has to over pay. Happy birthday pard!
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I kin' still walk the legs off kids half my age, out-shoot 'em with their own guns, and steal their wimmen at the same time.
go for it, big guy....it's your day!
Proudly representing oil companies, defense contractors, and firearms manufacturers since 1980. Because merchants of death need lawyers, too.
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Yeehaw! I hit the big 5-0 today. 'Guess I can get the senior coffee at Mickey D's now! Yippee Skippee! Does this mean I'm officially and old fart now? Nope. You were an old fart before today. Happy Birfday Jeff.
Camp is where you make it.
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