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Give him a break, it was a bad salmon year!! Even in a bad salmon year, a real bigfoot would not stoop to SPAM. 
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Which bullet is good for a Bigfoot? Im thinkin a TTSX... Guy I know has taken 3 of them. He says standard bullets won't work, this includes Partitons, TSX's etc. He casts his own and he claims that is the only thing that'll work. Not just any old cast bullet either. His recipe (by atomic weight): Kryptonite - 50% UFOnium - 25% Internetium - 25% Not any old lube will work also. But the old dead guys were on the right track with Sperm Whale oil. Lube recipe: (by height) Hoaxified Sea Foam (only found in the Bermuda Triangle) - 50% Martian Sperm (Green) - 40% Pixie Dust (from the Tilt-O-Whirl) - 10% Hope that helps I think I met your friend once, only he told me that he adds several big glasses of bourbon to the mix. Not in the mix itself, but into him. Apparently, it steadies his aim.
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Which bullet is good for a Bigfoot? Im thinkin a TTSX... Guy I know has taken 3 of them. He says standard bullets won't work, this includes Partitons, TSX's etc. He casts his own and he claims that is the only thing that'll work. Not just any old cast bullet either. His recipe (by atomic weight): Kryptonite - 50% UFOnium - 25% Internetium - 25% Not any old lube will work also. But the old dead guys were on the right track with Sperm Whale oil. Lube recipe: (by height) Hoaxified Sea Foam (only found in the Bermuda Triangle) - 50% Martian Sperm (Green) - 40% Pixie Dust (from the Tilt-O-Whirl) - 10% Hope that helps I tried his recipe. It kept fowling the bore of my rifle, until I had it borecoated in pure powdered dilithium crystals. Scotty helped me get it past homeland security!!
Nothing is fool proof for a sufficiently talented fool !!
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Which bullet is good for a Bigfoot? Im thinkin a TTSX... Well they didn't mention a specific make or model but I'm qioting an authority here .... *We deemed it necessary to use pointed, jacketed, high-velocity rounds for all our open-range Sasquatch hunts because soft expanding rounds were bouncing off their thick skulls. Soft rounds would only leave them wounded running through the woods holding their heads screaming in agony. It became inconvenient for our guests and guides to chase a wounded animal for hours in the thick brush just to put them out of their misery.
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How could something as large as a bigfoot exist without someone, somewhere, sometime shooting one?
Not to mention finding hair, DNA, turds, used condoms, bigfoot gay porn, etc.
Also, how have they dodged cars and 18 wheelers for a century now.
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Because they're awesome. Duh!
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They put the fluoride in our water. It makes them invisible.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
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They put the fluoride in our water. It makes them invisible. Thanks captain obvious. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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They have all just shaven and work as NFL lineman Some don't bother to shave.
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Guess the big question would be; If you had a chance to see and observe a specie of an animal that rare in it's natural state, why would you want to kill it? To brag to your friends about what you did? To be like the guy in the old Ruger adds about killing a mountain gorilla with the new 44 mag carbine? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem killing things on 2 or 4 legs if I can justify the reason to myself. Don't think I would drop the hammer if not threatend..... Russ
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I'd kill one in a New York second. Purely for scientific research !
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Oops. Phone malfunction.
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Guess the big question would be; If you had a chance to see and observe a specie of an animal that rare in it's natural state, why would you want to kill it? To brag to your friends about what you did? To be like the guy in the old Ruger adds about killing a mountain gorilla with the new 44 mag carbine? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem killing things on 2 or 4 legs if I can justify the reason to myself. Don't think I would drop the hammer if not threatend..... Russ Guess that whole "tastes like chicken" part went right over your head, huh? I mean, what's a bigfoot maybe weigh - 300lb easy? Let's say a third of that is edible meat. That's like a hundred ph'n pounds of chicken, man, boom. Who wants to eat deer all winter? p.s. in all seriousness, am not worried about the shoot/don't shoot situation ever occurring, and if it does, I got bigger problems.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
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Guess the big question would be; If you had a chance to see and observe a specie of an animal that rare in it's natural state, why would you want to kill it? To brag to your friends about what you did? To be like the guy in the old Ruger adds about killing a mountain gorilla with the new 44 mag carbine? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem killing things on 2 or 4 legs if I can justify the reason to myself. Don't think I would drop the hammer if not threatend..... Russ Guess that whole "tastes like chicken" part went right over your head, huh? I mean, what's a bigfoot maybe weigh - 300lb easy? Let's say a third of that is edible meat. That's like a hundred ph'n pounds of chicken, man, boom. Who wants to eat deer all winter? p.s. in all seriousness, am not worried about the shoot/don't shoot situation ever occurring, and if it does, I got bigger problems. Nope, satire did not go over my head. Just don't think if a man is ever in such a situation such as described by the OP that he should jump to a shoot situation. Evidently my response was enough to trigger the moderators to begin with on this site. so I need to be carefull with what I say. My stance is that if you were ever given the chance to observe an animal that rare and he was of no danger to you, why would you kill him/her?
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Would you shoot him? If you're on private land and you see bigfoot, would you shoot him. Presumably, he's not defined as a game animal, so you wouldn't need a tag. Legally, I think you'd be okay, but there is the chance that it is someone trying to make a joke. Assuming you're serious ... Legally it depends on what state you are in. Some states list what is protected or regulated and everything else is legal to shoot. Other states list what is legal to shoot and everything else not on that list is protected. Better be sure how your state's laws work. Him? How do you know its not a her? A biological species requires both to reproduce. Look closely at "Patty" .. definitely female. I've seen them. I was able to watch long enough to know what I saw was no hoax, no mis-identification of any other known species. They're real. I've had some minimal interaction with them a couple times. So far, all I've seen was curiosity, humor, and concern for their young. Their behavior tells me they are people. Not human / Homo sapiens sapiens, that's a biological thing. People is a behavior thing. They're more people than a lot of our kind. So ... would I shoot them? Hell no. No more than I would, unprovoked, shoot you. In fact, if I saw someone getting ready to shoot one other than in self-defense, I'd probably kill that person, same as I would defend one of our kind of people about to be murdered. Laugh if you wish. Tom Assuming you're serious... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
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Thank you for quoting that so as to save it for posterity!! That's a gem...
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If I saw one I would not need to shoot it to believe it. Unless I was threatened, shooting it would never enter my mind.
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Assuming you're serious...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Dead serious. I'm not sure what you are "WTF"-ing. If you'll clarify what it is you're questioning, I'll try to answer. Tom
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I think I would just stand there with my jaw dropped, like all the other hunters that have said that they have encountered BF. Man in costume, or not? That question would keep anyone from squeezing one off IMO.
Now, Threatened or charging/attacking? I would be shooting, jaw still dropped, poopin my pants!
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