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Ford F-150 This guy was either drunk or the best salesman ever.
Whatever a 7x57 can do a 270 can do better.
True fair chase is you in the woods buttnaked with nothing but your finger nails and teeth.
If you'e fixin' to put a hole in something, make it a hole to remember.
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"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare." - Mark Twain
"Everybody has principles... until they are an inconvenience." - Me
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i would like to call that dude and act like i'm interested in buying the truck just so i could meet him in person and kick his balls into his stomach for being an idiot
To play the game, you first gotta have game. - Ike Turner
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good read ! 
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Should flag it as inappropriate lol
I need bologna sammich after reading all that.
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Grizzled bears in the Smokies?
Have a good day man. In honor of personal freedom and the open squirrel season, I think I'll go put a hole through dinner's head.
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i would like to call that dude and act like i'm interested in buying the truck just so i could meet him in person and kick his balls into his stomach for being an idiot It was only posted two days ago so its still available. Give him a call.
Whatever a 7x57 can do a 270 can do better.
True fair chase is you in the woods buttnaked with nothing but your finger nails and teeth.
If you'e fixin' to put a hole in something, make it a hole to remember.
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MINES BETTER THAT YOURS ITS A350 SUPERDUTY DIESEL 
There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle----Robert Alden .
If it wern't entertaining, I wouldn't keep coming back.------the BigSky
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Grizzled bears in the Smokies? they were introduced in 1999 only a select few of people knew about it though this dude just told everybody, great
To play the game, you first gotta have game. - Ike Turner
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The below appeared in the New Orleans craigslist a couple years ago. Hardcore: 1976 F100 4x4 Diesel- $9,995
OK, let me start off by saying this F100 is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Ford would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.
This truck was engineered by Army Ranger Navy Seal super-warriors to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a massive engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The F100 also has a standard low gear transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive up the side of a mountain pulling a fully loaded 747 at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
It has room for you and the two hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man. The tires were replaced after running over anti-armor land mines. Hey no one is perfect I was looking down to crank up AC/DC on the new radio. This monster had crashed through more fences than Mr. T�s A team van and still does not have a scratch on the new paint.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $9,995, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore; it�s hard to pick up your teeth with broken fingers.
There's only 97,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. The power plant is out of a Massey Fergerson tractor and it can run home brewed bio fuel so when the government collapses, the peasants digging in the dirt can bow down to your power as rumble by shaking the earth.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a glass of two hour old moonshine while we listen to Johnny Cash at ear drum splitting, window shattering decibels.
Deal with it.
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what mr manly man aint saying here is how he got the truck he won it on the price is right [img:left] ![[Linked Image]](http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o305/ELIAS221749/Picture039.jpg) [/img]
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The below appeared in the New Orleans craigslist a couple years ago. So he's a florist AND a plagiarist!
NRA Lifer
"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare." - Mark Twain
"Everybody has principles... until they are an inconvenience." - Me
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Grizzled bears in the Smokies? they were introduced in 1999 only a select few of people knew about it though this dude just told everybody, great Yep, flown in by a bunch of California liberals in black helicopters in a grand plan to destroy America. Pretty good ad. I bet he gets some action on it.
Save an elk, shoot a cow.
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Middleburg eh, heck, that's right down the road a bit. 
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Ford F-150's are purely girlie rides. Check out that girlie curved dash - feminine styling point. Wow! 5.4L V-8 gasser, out pull any truck on the road! ![[Linked Image]](http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t151/Petearch/Harry%20Potter%20Emoticons/roflmao.gif) Edge programmer - engine over stressed from day one. ![[Linked Image]](http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt296/DreDlaDy/Emoticons/Manual_labour__pickup_truck__by_Mri.gif) There are only 156,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat. Wow! It's almost as old and used up as Chuck Norris. ![[Linked Image]](http://i1237.photobucket.com/albums/ff473/texaslady1960/emoticons/angry_oldman.gif) Move along, there's nothing to see here.
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It sounds like when guys around here start talking about how strong they like their coffee.
Murphy was an optimist.
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The below appeared in the New Orleans craigslist a couple years ago. Hardcore: 1976 F100 4x4 Diesel- $9,995
You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself.
The classic Suture Self kit.
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Close...real men pull F350s out of mudholes with their Ram 2500s.
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
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Close...real men pull F350s out of mudholes with their Ram 2500s. Amen!
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