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Michigan Hunting Laws
A Coloradan and a Michigander were hunting in the UP when an illegal alien runs across the field.
The Michigander takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Coloradan.
"No, no, it's legal here in Michigan " replies the Michigander.
Later that night the Coloradan goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door.
Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Coloradan thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Michigan !" protests the Coloradan.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
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pretty funny. I got that same joke in an email a couple days ago.
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Yup...
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I live in Michigan and the law is only a five gallon bucket or less for bait, obviously the Coloradan had more than five gallons of beer(Bait)and that's because he was used to that silver bullet stuff and didn't realize that you can buy real beer in Michigan!
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We have hunting laws in Michigan?
It�s a magazine not a clip......
Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least.� - Lord Chesterfield. 1750
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Do you have any idea how much I could sell a six pack of Coors for here in Michigan when it wasn't available??? And then help said person drink it!
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You can lure more and bigger illegals using Bridge cards than with beer. Plus they weight next to nothing and you can fit hundreds of 'em in one 5 gallon bucket.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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We have hunting laws in Michigan? If it's brown it's down?
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We have hunting laws in Michigan? Only for da trolls dat live unter da Bridge.
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Michigan has a GREAT Cougar population.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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5 gallons of beer is roughly 2 cases.
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yes we have lots of cougers they go ten pounds to the ounce.
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Yep, all ya need is cheap hooch or weed to trap a good one, ya catch the big ones with perogies.
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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MI reinstated the baiting law last year.
Good one.
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....ya catch the big ones with perogies. Hey!!!! I heard that!
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damn polacks!
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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I have always found that Trenary Toast works pretty good as bait, and there is always the old stand by pasty.
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No offense, but that's a common misconception. Mackinaw fudge is geared toward luring midwesterners, but does not work nearly as well on I.I.'s.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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