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From your First Lady!

Dear American Taxpayer

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country.
I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242
thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain.

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff
and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't
lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story
villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service
personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared
for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the
Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza
restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters!
I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard
were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in
Europe, you have to just grin and bear it?

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according
to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons
of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons
of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That's
quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so
we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel
efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined
carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food
on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate
your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury
vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away
for a few days.

Cordially,

Michelle (Moochelle) Obama

P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 Billion dollar trip to
India from which we just returned!

P.SS. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha's Vineyard;
it was fabulous. And thanks for that second smaller jet that
took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children
could have him with us while we were away from the
White House for eleven days. After all, we couldn't take him
on Air Force One because he might pee on some
wires or something.

P.SSS. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week
trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000
square foot house was great!

Love ya!

Remember we all have to share the pain of these
economic times equally!

And a Special Thank You to Renegade50 whom is now on record here on the Fire that he will continue to support her and her minions. Enjoy there Renegade50. Show this to your kids so they too can appreciate where their inheritance went to. hahahaha It is just soooo funny that you guys willingly support them. I can't hardly believe it myself.

bout time for you to refill that daffy duck prozac pez dispenser aint it

we're not fortunate enough to be able to worship the Queen of England, especially since my ancestors moved to shoot the hell out of the Redcoats, and send them back to England, or at least back to Canada, as a stopgap measure.

Moochelle as you call Her is the next best alternative we have for a Queen living in America. who knows what she can accomplish in the next firve years, if allowed to serve and vacation at tax-payer expense?

i know it must be a transforming experience to move from chicago to Washington DC, but someone has to do it.

Ak is tripping on some good acid.

I don't think Michelle really wrote that.
Just sayin'...

I saw the car carrying the nice lady today in Louisville. She was on her way to a private fundraiser.

Wonder what the trip cost us?

is he talking about our ren? dayum fool needs his head examined if he is thinking ren is an obama supporter

yep. ren served in the military for 20+ years , combat deployments and all and he is a marxist supporter according to the dude that lives in mommy's basement.

thats funny.sound like another member of the campfire elite that think they know everything about us

he did say he could produce our court records. whatever that means. what a moron.

You gonna believe someone like this?

I kept asking him his name and I thought he was saying Yak Hunter, then I figured out he was saying AKHntr.

im guessing he is the resident douche.next he will try to convince us your marching in the gay pride parade if it was field hand id almost believe that

He had a Obama T-shirt on underneath those coveralls and was eating from the garbage can. I thought a non tax paying man would have had the money to dress a little nicer and could afford some food.

Could you elaborate a bit,....

"Good Acid" V. ....I dunno ..."Bad Acid" ?

Sounds like you have some authority and expertise in that area.

Thanks,

GTC

Acid is in the water in TN. Why do you think they inbreed?

nope no expertise in that area.