Johnnie (age6) and his little bother Eddie (age5) were sitting up in their room one morning before breakfast.
Johnnie says to Eddie;
Today let's use some swear words when we go down to breakfast, I'll say "Hell' and you can say "Ass"
Eddie says okay, and down they go.
They get down stairs and their Mom asks Johnnie what he wants for breakfast.
Johnnie says "Hell Mom, I think I'll have some Cheerios!"
Mom grabs him by the back of the neck, smacks him in the butt, drags him out the room bye his ear, cuffing him up side the head all the way up the stairs and throws him in his room, slamming the door behind him, yelling " Don't come out till I say you can!"
Mom calmly returns downstairs, comes into the kitchen and says to Eddie " And what would you like for breakfast young man"
Eddie looks up at her with wide eyes and says " I don't know, but you can bet your fat ass it's not going to be Cheerios"
