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..............., I have a large mall in mind,  . Thank you Nebraska school boys,  . Proof that you can never underestimate the innovation of American Farm Boys: At a high school in Nebraska, a group of boy students played a prank. They let three goats loose inside the school. But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4. School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No.3.
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That is absolutely hysterical!!  maddog
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The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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Yeah, My Wife is from Nebraska and I sure could see that happening. Bear
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I guess some folks do not have a sense of humor: http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2008-06-17/news/goat17_1_eustis-high-goats-pranksters
EUSTIS -- Five recent graduates of Eustis High School were charged Monday with criminal trespassing for planting a pair of pygmy goats inside the school, a senior prank that could net them a year in jail.
But all five, described by police Chief Fred Cobb as "outstanding young men . . . who, this one time, exercised poor judgment," could be eligible for an intervention program that would spare them not only jail but a criminal record, if they make restitution and abide by other rules.
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Cobb said all six, three of whom recently graduated with honors, could have been charged with second-degree felony burglary because they wore masks to carry out the prank, which forced school officials to postpone a final exam because the goats left a mess in a classroom.
Elko County's decision to prosecute three 18-year-olds for a senior prank at their northeast Nevada school got the goat of at least one of their parents.
Marcus Morrison, Kelsea Krenka and Jena Venturacci were fined $347 each and sentenced to 40 hours community service for trespassing after admitting they released three goats inside Wells Combined School in May.
Police say they wedged a rock in the door to the school's locker room so they could return at night and gain entrance.
The goats were labeled Numbers 1, 2 and 4 -- which left sheriff's deputies searching in vain for a nonexistent Number 3 goat.
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Have they found the #3 goat yet? Maybe one of our members ate it?
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Kids can't have fun anymore. They get in more trouble for a prank than if they got caught with weed or road loading.
I'm glad I pulled my pranks in a different day or I would still be in jail.
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Nah, it's the Principal's new girlfriend... Ed
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They did that with pigs at Tiverton High School when I was there. They also greased the pigs!
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If they would've had a sticker on the door that had a pic of a goat with a red circle around it and a red line through it, I bet this terrible incident would've NEVER happened!!
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Drum roll please...... "I don't know, to be clear." and THAT is one promise he's kept!!!
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That joke is 30 years old, but with pigs when I first heard it.
Most people don't really want the truth.
They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
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I just can't put my mind in the frame where I'd see goats in the hallway and think to myself, "Uh, I better call the cops."
Why cops!?
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I am sure some of the things we did 40 years ago would be prison time now. Pretty sad.
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Ain't that the truth. I helped put Mr. Jessie O'Kieff's milk cow in the school superintendants office. Boy was that a mess we had to clean up. But nobody went to jail or even got intervieved by the law.
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i did all sorts of stuff, let prolly 20,000 feeder crickets i had go in the school, i hear they're still squeekin 10yrs later. senior year i ran into the lunch room in a nixon mask and dumped 20 feeder rats next to the cheerleader table complete with the peace signs for all to see too lol.
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Same idea Richard Marcinko had in naming Seal Team Six when there were only two other such teams.
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Classic! Very clever! My hat is off to the mastermind!
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