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What vehicle did you use. Have we been through this before?
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I am trying Not to have any ex-wives. Scarry
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John Deere excavator.....
We eat organic in our house, we just have to shoot and gut it first.....
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Nope. I have no ex-wives to run into with or without a vehicle. 
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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What vehicle did you use. Have we been through this before? Not completely through...just enough to set her airbag off. Air...bag...is that redundant when talking about an ex?
I saw a movie where only the military and the police had guns. It was called Schindler's List.
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Nope, and darned glad I have not! have not had a word or any communication from her in almost thirty years. This last Fall I found out by accident she is still alive and where she lives. I will not be going near there.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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I have no ex-wife. I got the right one the first time around and I am very thankful for her!
Harry
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"Sometimes I Miss Her"...a poem by Jeffrey Ross
I ran in to my ex the other day, so I backed up and ran in to her again.
Because sometimes I miss her.
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I'd have to travel to Ft. Collins Colorado to run into mine. I made her a deal. I promised I'd cede the State of Colorado to her and never step foot there, as long as she stays out of Kentucky.
So far I am really liking the deal I made.
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis
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I swear this is the truth. Not an ex-wife but an ex-girlfriend, 30 plus years later.. She was a nurse, I was getting my first colonoscopy. Needless to say, I was happy we parted friends. Rick
The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife. ~ Theodore Roosevelt
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Yep! Get along with all four of them!
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I see mine two or three times a year. We're still good friends, a fact that bothers her current husband no end...
Ben
Some days it takes most of the day for me to do practically nothing...
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I swear this is the truth. Not an ex-wife but an ex-girlfriend, 30 plus years later.. She was a nurse, I was getting my first colonoscopy. Needless to say, I was happy we parted friends. Rick that coul've gone alot worse 
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Nope, and darned glad I have not! have not had a word or any communication from her in almost thirty years. This last Fall I found out by accident she is still alive and where she lives. I will not be going near there. Ditto.
"Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life." (Prov 4:23)
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What vehicle did you use. Have we been through this before? What about you, eyeball? If so, what vehicle did you use?
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Oh Gawd...............you're not gonna believe this...
Years ago I was working a temporary swing shift with a fellow that lived near me. He said one night on the way home "hey, why don't we stop at Dillingers and have a beer." Dillingers was a nude dancing bar.
Well, we went in, ordered a beer, and sat down to watch the show. After a little while, a gal came over to our table and said "this is from your ex-wife", and laid a fake piece of dogshit on our table. I thought nothing of it, and took it as a joke, but shortly, she returned and said "your ex-wife wants you to leave because she has to go on stage."
I'll be damned, she came out onstage and it was her!
You know, I knew she was a witch (seriously), I knew she was a bitch, but I never believed that she would stoop that low.
I left in total disgust from seeing just what she had become.
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Still with the first one and dang sure don't want to do her any harm!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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After 44 years of marriage, I've not had an ex-wife ... yet. Neither have I run into any old girlfriends, although Id like to know how some may be doing.
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What vehicle did you use. Have we been through this before? Not completely through...just enough to set her airbag off. Air...bag...is that redundant when talking about an ex? Well, was/is she an air bag or just a bag? 
Last edited by eyeball; 03/18/12.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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