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This woman is accused of offering sex for 2 double cheeseburgers. Gak!!! ![[Linked Image]](http://i.huffpost.com/gen/557090/thumbs/r-CHRISTINEBAKER-large570.jpg) Sex For Cheeseburgers: Christine Baker Offered Favors For Two Doubles, Cops Say Christinebaker The Huffington Post She was lovin' it a little too much. Manatee resident Christine Faith Baker, 47, was arrested after she allegedly offered sexual favors for two McDonald's dollar-menu cheeseburgers, according to the Miami Herald. An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and started talking about sex. Baker allegedly said that her fee was two McDoubles -- the dollar-menu version of a double cheeseburger -- costing a grand total of $2.75. Of course, Baker was also allegedly looking for a tip of another $40 for her services, the Bradenton Herald reported. The detective bought the burgers and drove to a vacant lot, where other agents arrested Baker on charges of prostitution. It's yet unclear whether she was allowed to eat the delicious doubles before she was taken to jail. Baker was released on Saturday.
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GAK is right.. She shoulda gone for the Big Macs... 
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She could be the new Hamgurgler! With special sauce on the side.
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If 'ya can't put hot sauce on it, it ain't worth eat'n....
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Two cheeseburgers for a taco? What's the crime? Just seems like barter to me. 
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Hamgurgler now that is funny..but really i would of asked fora double meat double cheese from whataburger at the least
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An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and started talking about sex. [bleep] cops..................
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That's baiting if you do it with ducks.
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Humanity will be a lot better off with this one in jail! At least she was willing to work for the burger now y'all are buying the burger for her with no gummer, how smart is that?
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What a wonderful use of taxpayer $.
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That's baiting if you do it with ducks. That's pretty funny...
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This woman is accused of offering sex for 2 double cheeseburgers. Gak!!! Sex For Cheeseburgers: Christine Baker Offered Favors For Two Doubles, Cops Say Christinebaker The Huffington Post She was lovin' it a little too much. Manatee resident Christine Faith Baker, 47, was arrested after she allegedly offered sexual favors for two McDonald's dollar-menu cheeseburgers, according to the Miami Herald. An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and started talking about sex. Baker allegedly said that her fee was two McDoubles -- the dollar-menu version of a double cheeseburger -- costing a grand total of $2.75. Of course, Baker was also allegedly looking for a tip of another $40 for her services, the Bradenton Herald reported. The detective bought the burgers and drove to a vacant lot, where other agents arrested Baker on charges of prostitution. It's yet unclear whether she was allowed to eat the delicious doubles before she was taken to jail. Baker was released on Saturday. Capitalism, free enterprise and slippery-slope marketing. What's the problem? Edit to add: She looks like a dude.
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I'd postulate that she isn't worth even one cheeseburger. Let alone a $40 tip. 
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I'd postulate that she isn't worth even one cheeseburger. Let alone a $40 tip. Make-up, depilatory and perhaps surgery could change your mind.
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I'd postulate that she isn't worth even one cheeseburger. Let alone a $40 tip. Make-up, depilatory and perhaps surgery could change your mind. Don't forget a LOT of alcohol!
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Make-up, depilatory and perhaps surgery could change your mind. A lobotomy? I don't mean for her either.
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Well there you go now the Golden Arches will be getting sued for forcing this woman not only to get fat but into prostitution. The Golden Arches knows no shame.
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An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and started talking about sex. [bleep] cops.................. Well, she tried anyway. lol
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