A little boy is sitting on a roadside curb, crushing piss-aints with his thumb. The local preacher came up to him and said "Son, why are you killing those ants? They haven't done anything to you, have they?".
"No, but their useless an' worthless.", says the little boy. "How is that?", says the preacher. "'Cause they don't do nothin' 'cep just bein' there.", he says. The preacher thinks a second and says "Son, you name me three things that god made that ain't worth nothin' an' i'll leave you alone." The boy says "well, that's easy. Balls on a Priest, boobs on a Nun, an' these dam' lil piss-aints!"
Last edited by piero; 04/07/12.
