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1. I look as short, fat ,and ugly as when I was 12. I haven't changed much except my face is hairier.
2. No women with stands first contact with Father Time nor with the stork. Although some hold up better than others.
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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What size you think those puppies are? 34FF, according to da innanet.
$$$ TRUMP AT THE PUMP 2024 $$$
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FF = Floppy Floppers
Jed York does not own the 49ers; Russell Wilson does.
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Can't someone take Ken out for a good night on the town? Why should anybody have to take me out when so many luscious chicks (the pick of the town) come to me right where I am?
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Well then Kelly Lebrock ... Damn! HOOOLY CRAP, I'd never expected that. Now I'm NOT being critical, she CAN loose weight. Remember her in "The Woman in Red" and Segal's "Hard to Kill"?? She really is disappointing BECAUSE she CAN do something about THAT. Remember her in "The Woman in Red" and Segal's "Hard to Kill"?? Just got Even Harder To Kill.
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of . Confucius
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Tats make me want to hurl.
Hair down south is really nasty too. Just for you... Why would such an attractive woman want to mutilate her body? I've never understood this. Agreed. IMO, it's akin to Renoir or Monet signing one of their works with a broad brush dipped in dogchit.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Well then Kelly Lebrock ... Damn! " I feel the earth, move, under my feet......" Carol King "Want a whole lotta love...." Led Zeppelin
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Ann-Margaret was in the Train Robbers. I met her when I was very young, and was sure she was the most beautiful women I'd ever seen. Let me add maybe the nicest, too. �When I die, I want Ann-Margret to dance on my coffin. If you don't see me in five minutes, you'll know I'm dead for sure."�John Wayne +1 for the Duke
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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I ran the stop sign at age 50. 50+ year old women in general look a lot better now than they did 30 years ago for sure. Maybe that's because you're not 30 anymore.
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country." Robert E. Lee
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Ann-Margaret was in the Train Robbers. I met her when I was very young, and was sure she was the most beautiful women I'd ever seen. Let me add maybe the nicest, too. �When I die, I want Ann-Margret to dance on my coffin. If you don't see me in five minutes, you'll know I'm dead for sure."�John Wayne big wayne fan here.....is that line true......(even bigger fan if so!)
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Anyone know how Goldie Hawn is looking these days? here - just the other day in CA. .........are those teeth mobile?
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Or....Stevie Nicks....a toss up.
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country." Robert E. Lee
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ugh... can we leave the old ones RIP? and get back to an ABC thread?
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The she discovered her Mexican heritage TRA
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Campfire Regular
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Anyone know how Goldie Hawn is looking these days? here - just the other day in CA. OMG!! What happened? For a long time she was ageing really good, that is a shocker. :>( We are all quick to criticize. How many of you are willing to post pictures of yourself today compared to what to looked like in your early 20s? Are you aging any better?
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Well then Kelly Lebrock ... Damn! I used to see Kelly LeBrock in an old TV commercial where she said "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." As far as I was concerned, she didn't have all that much to worry about then.
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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come on Ken They have made women since 1950!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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"Looks like she been rollin on the Sunday funny pages".
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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yeah, she was purty...then somebody drew all over her!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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yeah, she was purty...then somebody drew all over her! I'd violate her in every way imaginable.
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