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We will all go down with the ship.
The greatest empire in the world is dead.
A good place to post this again. This is the national government.
SUBJECT: DEAD HORSE.
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, �When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.�
However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse�s performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse�s performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirement for all horses.
And of course the best one of all��..
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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Wind in my hair, Sun on my face, I gazed at the wide open spaces, And I was at home.
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Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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