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I got this guy on my browser links! Funny, but oh so true!
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muddy
"A good judge applies the law as it is, not as she wants it to be", Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Yup, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> GTC <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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Jeremy Robb, the writer of this total fabrication, is a solid Conservative Republican that writes JOKE stories like these just to take a pokes at liberal governments (San Francisco�s usually). I get a kick out of many of his stories. Lawdog <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Proposition (Preperation) 'H'... how quaint <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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Oh no!
Thousands of gay marriages may be postponed as they struggle to keep up with the gun returns.
Burn SF Burn!
The Bill of Rights is just that. It is not the Bill of Needs as determined by some liberal know it all.
Politicians and diapers should be changed often for precisely the same reason.
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As soon as we get Alito on the bench, we need to have a couple of freedom lovers challenge this and a few other PRK laws all the way to the top!
LOVE God, LOVE your family, LOVE your country, LIKE guns and sports.
About 2016 team "R" candidates "We definitely need a crew with a sack of balls the size of hot water bottles, bloviated estrogen leaking feel-gooders need not apply." Gunner 500
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Ignorance is not confined to uneducated people.
WHO IS JOHN GALT?
LIBERTY!
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Oh, those people in SF are such fart smellers..I mean smart fellers.
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."
Robert E. Howard
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SAN FRANCISCO, California --- After San Francisco voters banned guns in the most recent election, city officials say they are struggling to keep up with the massive amount of guns being voluntarily turned over by gang members and other criminals.
"When I proposed this ballot initiative, I knew we'd rid the city of guns," said Supervisor Chris Daly. "I guess I wasn't prepared for the massive turnout by local gang members so eager to give us their guns. We're having to take away from resources in our pot farming initiative that passed in the last election in order to handle all of these guns."
Gang members were lined up for several blocks outside of a San Francisco police station in order to turn over their guns. "It's the right thing to do, yo," said a gangbanger known as Fizzle. "Da peeps in Frisco said no to guns, so we got no choice but to hand over that shizat. Now I gots to go be an organic farmer or some [bleep] like dat. It ain't right. I stole this .45 two years ago, and now I have to give it to the police. It just ain't right."
The gun ban is so effective that police are reporting gang members and violent criminals from as far away as Bakersfield lining up to turn over their illegal and stolen firearms. "I've never seen anything like it," said one officer. "We've been talking about turning over our own guns, because we won't even need them any more. This is exactly what we thought would happen, and it's just so amazing to see it actually coming to fruition."
My god do people acctually believe this guy?
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Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
When your ship comes in. ... make sure you are willing to unload it.
PAYPAL, sucks and I will never use them again. I recommend you do the same.
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid"
-John Wayne
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'
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I've got it from a reliable source that, since the unprecidented voluntary turn in of all these guns, that a marked increase in drive-by slappings, and hanky throwing has reared its ugly head. BAN HANKIES ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> GTC <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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As soon as we get Alito on the bench, we need to have a couple of freedom lovers challenge this and a few other PRK laws all the way to the top! Yep; then we can find out EXACTLY where Roberts and Scalia stand on the 2nd Amendment. We think we know, but I'd like clarification, esp. in light of some of Scalia's recent rulings that are bit more "big government" and "control" than we'd probably like. I think I know where Thomas is, and I like it. Same for Alito. And, we know EXACTLY where Ginsburg and Stevens are. That leaves Breyer, Kennedy, and Souter as question marks. Time to start playing for all the marbles. All of them, and all at once.
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