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Our dastardly interrogators have been using the music from Sesame Street to torture terrorists into talking!!I 'bout had an Evilgasm when I saw this
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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I think some Black sabbath interspersed with some John Denver would be good!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
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I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Need to put them on a perpetual "It's a Small World" Disney ride. I was on that with my wife and young sons and it broke. Thought I'd go crazy after 20 minutes.
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Now there is TRUTH, that is a very maddening piece of music!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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What a mind [bleep] we could enjoy using Sesame Street alone as an instrument to extract information. Hell, submerge them in a 24hr world of nothing but costumed sesame street critters always in character. Imagine an 8ft tall yellow bird screaming down at you, "Tell me how to get to Sesame Street, MF'r!"
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.
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The Grease soundtrack was alot more effective than heavy metal at getting people to want to talk.
I guess you can only hear "Oh oh oh those summer nights...." at an exteremly high volume so many times before you are ready to roll over.
And for a close second...who would have known terrorists hate Christmas music so much?
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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I think Barney would work too.
Ernie
George Washington - �Labour to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire,�conscience.�
God save the Republic
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I think some Black sabbath interspersed with some John Denver would be good! Uh Yes.......and all the while cookin' up big platter's of BLT sammiches, double bacon of course. Gunner
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Mariachi bands will do it, too...
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A good lap dance would do wonders
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Need to put them on a perpetual "It's a Small World" Disney ride. I was on that with my wife and young sons and it broke. Thought I'd go crazy after 20 minutes. Performed by an off key bluegrass band.
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
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A good lap dance would do wonders What, administered by a camel?
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A good lap dance would do wonders What, administered by a camel? Nah, they'd enjoy that.
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
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I'd go with Madona and other bad singers for the torture noise!
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A good lap dance would do wonders What, administered by a camel? Nah, they'd enjoy that. I'm thinkin shaved armpits probably turn em off!
You better be afraid of a ghost!!
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Need to put them on a perpetual "It's a Small World" Disney ride. I was on that with my wife and young sons and it broke. Thought I'd go crazy after 20 minutes. Performed by an off key bluegrass band. Accompanied by a accordion and vocals by Slim Whitman :P
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid" John Wayne
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Need to put them on a perpetual "It's a Small World" Disney ride. I was on that with my wife and young sons and it broke. Thought I'd go crazy after 20 minutes. Performed by an off key bluegrass band. Is there any other kind of bluegrass band?
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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Proudly representing oil companies, defense contractors, and firearms manufacturers since 1980. Because merchants of death need lawyers, too.
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Yeah, Barry "I Write the Songs" Manilow. Slow rap by the other Barry would be too soon fatal.
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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I think some Black sabbath interspersed with some John Denver would be good! I like John Denver Snake
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
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