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Boxer, you turn red and stamp your little foot like nobody else.



Congratulations?


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Originally Posted by battue
As per expected: Some great pics and successful cutting of tags. Nice work. cool



You'd think it'd get old..but it don't.(grin)





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Noone can pickle poor dumb Jeff-O,better than she do herself.

Just fuel her Imagination and brace yourself for all the things she's nearly gonna do,with all the wares she's nearly gonna have and from all the places she's nearly going to "apply" same from. Then simply thank her for the [bleep] comedy and she'll reliably repeat in even more pathetic fashion,in yet another feigned attempt to make Dumbphucktitude "fashionable".

Tough to trump the humor associated with the dumbest of the dumbphucks,waxing eloquent on doing the best she can,with what very little she has to work with. Such comedy never wanes,in it's magnificently oblivious splendor.







'05,

Oh she cain't provide anything other than laughs and it's that simplistic constant,that sets the pinnacle of her Dumbphucktitude to such "inspiring" heights.

Accept it for the sheer and utter [bleep] hilarity that it is...and simply grant her the opportunity to showcase her incredible ineptitude,as she so very desperately claws to attain her first [bleep] clue,under the auspice of long having been a "hard charger".

Leave her to the sanctity of her Imagination and Pretend,if only due to how badly she needs same.










'tap,

The ziploc is a dirty trick of sorts,because with the visual of the internal contents...you know she'd be compelled to try and lick her way through.(grin) Though in fairness,there'd be a chart denoting the Imaginary "results" of same and a moistened ziploc laden with 162's in her trash can with an unbroken seal and it's contents gigglin' in amazement.

Bless her heart.








'215,

Jeffie ain't fair to Jeffie and it's that simplistic constant,that reliably arranges for poor dumb Jeff-O to be the sorriest Day Dreaming Do-Nothing Dumbphuck on the Planet.

Rather unique arrangement,if only to put it mildly understated.(grin)








Jeff-O,

Please feel free to tell yourself that which you most desperately need to hear and points is awarded for doing so aloud. Grab yourself yet another scoop of Imagination and run with it...as only you can. Here's to your best efforts being so hilariously shy of dismal and to the tranquility of your being so [bleep] amazingly stupid,that you are oblivious to same.


Happy Imagination to you and to how badly you need same!



(Addendum: due to the [bleep] INCREDIBLE Dumbphucktitude of the following Vagina Monologues)


HOLY [bleep] DOGSCHIT...THE Dynamic Duo of dumbphucktitude have "expounded".

These tidbits are TREATS(and saved for later). Wow!

Poor dumb Jeff-O "contends":

This is what's funny about Boxer. Other than being a faded rose with skanks for groupies I mean.

We are supposed to oooh and ahhh about what a great hunter he is, of bear and deer, and marvel at his fishes.

They are damn nice fishes, and nice photos, and great kids. I give Larry props for what he deserves props for. But read this:

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/6556163#Post6556163

.... and then let's talk about how impressive a hunter is who kills deer and black bear on POW island. Or google it and see outfitters that put it in print that their hunters see near-100% success rates....

http://www.gssafaris.com/destinations/coastal-island-black-bear-hunting.php#

Those fish, same deal.

http://www.worldwidefishing.com/on_the_water_detail.html?id=292

Boxer hunts in a zoo, fishes in an aquarium, and likes to hear his own voice. He's kind of the ultimate do-nothing [bleep] if you think about it.

It's all good though; he's an amusing fish to have on the trotline........
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Then her father (Shefire) says:

"oxer hunts in a zoo, fishes in an aquarium, and likes to hear his own voice.

Well that is pretty concise and to the point, however too many guys can't figure that out...

I also love how Schtick gives crap to his non groupies about 'all the places we wish we had been'...and then tells us he has never even been to Washington or Oregon...which isn't that far down the coast from him...

and not much goes to or from Alaska to the lower 48 without passing thru Seattle...

I read posts of so many other forum members, who have easily done more in life than our buddy Schtick... and they can do post about it without calling everyone else names and slinging slanderous BS.. and telling us all how envious we are of them...

only guy who I see routinely doing it is Shortman from Craig AK...

as I maintain, Schtick doesn't even have to 'hunt' I am sure he can shoot more than his legal limit and his family's legal limit and then some... right off of his back deck on his double wide...

all I'd like to see the squirt do, is to quit calling other forum members names, slinging BS about them and treat everyone with the same respect he expects...

but that isn't going to happen, but ya know he wouldn't do half of that to many of these people ( who don't have him already on ignore) if he had to do it to their faces, instead of behind the safety of his computer screen and keyboard...
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This is what's funny about Boxer. Other than being a faded rose with skanks for groupies I mean.

We are supposed to oooh and ahhh about what a great hunter he is, of bear and deer, and marvel at his fishes.

They are damn nice fishes, and nice photos, and great kids. I give Larry props for what he deserves props for. But read this:

http://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/6556163#Post6556163

.... and then let's talk about how impressive a hunter is who kills deer and black bear on POW island. Or google it and see outfitters that put it in print that their hunters see near-100% success rates....

http://www.gssafaris.com/destinations/coastal-island-black-bear-hunting.php#

Those fish, same deal.

http://www.worldwidefishing.com/on_the_water_detail.html?id=292

Boxer hunts in a zoo, fishes in an aquarium, and likes to hear his own voice. He's kind of the ultimate do-nothing [bleep] if you think about it.

It's all good though; he's an amusing fish to have on the trotline........


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Boxer hunts in a zoo, fishes in an aquarium, and likes to hear his own voice.

Well that is pretty concise and to the point, however too many guys can't figure that out...

I also love how Schtick gives crap to his non groupies about 'all the places we wish we had been'...and then tells us he has never even been to Washington or Oregon...which isn't that far down the coast from him...

and not much goes to or from Alaska to the lower 48 without passing thru Seattle...

I read posts of so many other forum members, who have easily done more in life than our buddy Schtick... and they can do post about it without calling everyone else names and slinging slanderous BS.. and telling us all how envious we are of them...

only guy who I see routinely doing it is Shortman from Craig AK...

as I maintain, Schtick doesn't even have to 'hunt' I am sure he can shoot more than his legal limit and his family's legal limit and then some... right off of his back deck on his double wide...

all I'd like to see the squirt do, is to quit calling other forum members names, slinging BS about them and treat everyone with the same respect he expects...

but that isn't going to happen, but ya know he wouldn't do half of that to many of these people ( who don't have him already on ignore) if he had to do it to their faces, instead of behind the safety of his computer screen and keyboard...




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No doubt Boxer resides in a gamefish rich environment. Obvious is nothing more than obvious. Now if he starts posting up pics of Alaska Kudu, I may start calling BS, but until then.

I'm guessing Boxer wouldn't hesitate to tell you what he thinks. Either face to face or on the computer, it would make little difference.

BTW, since you didn't answer-or perhaps ignored may be more accurate-my previous question; You have any proof of him being the poacher you accused him of being? If so, I would be interested in hearing about it. If not would you like to retract or apologize?


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Originally Posted by Seafire

I also love how Schtick gives crap to his non groupies about 'all the places we wish we had been'...and then tells us he has never even been to Washington or Oregon...which isn't that far down the coast from him...



Great point. If you could point out the exact post where Stick has said he's never been to Oregon, that would be great.

Thanks in advance!


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Why pack all that messy meat out of the bush when we can just go to the grocery store where meat is made? Hell,if they sold antlers I would save so much money I could afford to go Dolphin fishing. Maybe even a baby seal safari.
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Haven't caught up on today's latest. Hope the Kubrsters are busy making their little red-faced tap-tap-taps on company time as per usual.

I'm out loading up the Heap Big Willow. You know the one. The one that has the [bleep] all skeered. And they should be! Takes a big, strong, outdoorsy guy to load these rounds. And no mean feat just getting the truck back in here.

Don't worry [bleep]... you can Pretend this weekend.


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I love the context of this thread where JeffO has set out to prove he has done more than a 15 year old and an 11 year old.

Kudos there Jeff, impressive.

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No doubt a target rich environment can make even the most incompetent boob look good.

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I may be wrong but i swear back in the day that Stick mentioned he was born and raised in Oregon. In fact if my memory is correct he has even posted pictures of atleast one elk from the Tilamook Burn.

Again I may have bumped my head but I don't think so. Wouldn't surprise me if one asked if Larry didn't post a plethora of Oregon pics.

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Whew. Warm day. Muggy.

(these are descriptions of "weather" which is "outside" and therefore not in the realm of the [bleep]... just sayin')

While I was out there doing Manly Things, I couldn't help but marvel that the disassembly of a simple Poosy Willow and associated pecker poles raises the ring so high that the Kubesters can only flail at it like a blindfolded 2-year-old at a pi�ata party.

It ain't ever not funny.

Back to work.

Anyone want to see a pic?



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Great point. If you could point out the exact post where Stick has said he's never been to Oregon, that would be great.

Thanks in advance!


Well Kodiak...

actually it is somewhere in this mess of 166 pages and counting...

so were you wanting me to go thru and find it for you, or is that something you can handle for yourself..

if you'd desire me to do it, then it would require a little patience on your end, as I am not able to drop what I am doing this afternoon, on my business... however, he posted it on this thread.. so...

keep me posted, if you desire me to point it out and are patient...


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Originally Posted by Jeff_O


It ain't ever not funny.

Back to work.

Anyone want to see a pic?



Absofuckinglutely.


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Why pack all that messy meat out of the bush when we can just go to the grocery store where meat is made? Hell,if they sold antlers I would save so much money I could afford to go Dolphin fishing. Maybe even a baby seal safari.
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Originally Posted by Seafire
Great point. If you could point out the exact post where Stick has said he's never been to Oregon, that would be great.

Thanks in advance!



if you'd desire me to do it, then it would require a little patience on your end, as I am not able to drop what I am doing this afternoon, on my business... however, he posted it on this thread.. so...

keep me posted, if you desire me to point it out and are patient...


Absofuckinglutely X2. I can be patient whilst you find that post and quote it in it's entirety.

Thanks in advance!


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Why pack all that messy meat out of the bush when we can just go to the grocery store where meat is made? Hell,if they sold antlers I would save so much money I could afford to go Dolphin fishing. Maybe even a baby seal safari.
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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Whew. Warm day. Muggy.

(these are descriptions of "weather" which is "outside" and therefore not in the realm of the [bleep]... just sayin')

While I was out there doing Manly Things, I couldn't help but marvel that the disassembly of a simple Poosy Willow and associated pecker poles raises the ring so high that the Kubesters can only flail at it like a blindfolded 2-year-old at a pi�ata party.

It ain't ever not funny.

Back to work.

Anyone want to see a pic?




Did you make it a whole 4 hours again today?

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Originally Posted by Boxer

'05,

Oh she cain't provide anything other than laughs and it's that simplistic constant,that sets the pinnacle of her Dumbphucktitude to such "inspiring" heights.

Accept it for the sheer and utter [bleep] hilarity that it is...and simply grant her the opportunity to showcase her incredible ineptitude,as she so very desperately claws to attain her first [bleep] clue,under the auspice of long having been a "hard charger".

Leave her to the sanctity of her Imagination and Pretend,if only due to how badly she needs same.





Jeezus [bleep] Christ...Dumbphucktitude is boundless in it's magnitude.

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You again miss the point...

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Originally Posted by KodiakHntr
Originally Posted by Jeff_O


It ain't ever not funny.

Back to work.

Anyone want to see a pic?



Absofuckinglutely.


Beg.


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Originally Posted by KodiakHntr
Originally Posted by Seafire
Great point. If you could point out the exact post where Stick has said he's never been to Oregon, that would be great.

Thanks in advance!



if you'd desire me to do it, then it would require a little patience on your end, as I am not able to drop what I am doing this afternoon, on my business... however, he posted it on this thread.. so...

keep me posted, if you desire me to point it out and are patient...


Absofuckinglutely X2. I can be patient whilst you find that post and quote it in it's entirety.

Thanks in advance!


Boxer grew up (well, sorta) in Oregon. Not so far from where I sit typing, having done Manly Things all damn day that the Kubesters can only Dream of...


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Jeff,
You're missing the point as well...time to give it a rest...

Hoping this finds you well...

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I am sure boxer could catch a few fish on some hard waters to fish. Something like we have here in the Northeast few natives if any, and hammered daily. But why would anyone want to if they have better waters out their fornt/back door?

I wouldn't blame a guy for living in a wildlife rich environment, envy sure.

Anyways a week away from the fire and I see not much have change!


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