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I quit watching stock car racing after Richard Petty and Cale Yarbrough and Bobby Allison all retired...
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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NASCAR : More exciting than soccer NASCAR, the other reason for changing channels.
Little toy cars appearing to be slot cars going around in circles, posing as something relevant, something important. Badges and sponsors, commercialization, every square inch an advertisement, a logo, a patch; colorful but crass.
Stadium seats full of Bubbas and Bubbettes rapidly filling with Bud Lite, filming their epic adventure with disposable cameras flashing in the daylight.
Female driver powered by estrogen and chutzpah, displaying a lack of talent and over abundance of commercialized pulchritude, attracting the Bubbas and wankers like a dead rat attracts yellow jackets.
What's not to like, it's NASCAR! It's America at its finest. It's a summer ritual, not much different than watching a fat man eat a backyard barbeque hotdog, hoping to see the mustard squirt out on his bulging tee shirt. Yeah, America at its finest.
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Aww come on boys, she ain't that bad....   ![[Linked Image]](http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii198/maddog1951/980723_f520.jpg) maddog
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I quit watching stock car racing after Richard Petty and Cale Yarbrough and Bobby Allison all retired... NASCAR got boring when they moved the race off the beach and into the stadium.
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That almost looks like a PIT maneuver. Works great to take out cars that are fleeing. Thought she controlled that first one rather well.
Keep your powder dry and stay frosty my friends.
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Yeah, I liked it better when the moonshiners were running. Better racing I thought.
Keep your powder dry and stay frosty my friends.
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I have no desire to see her drive race cars. Now naked, oiled down, and bouncing around on a trampoline, that I would watch.
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I'd take it for a spin... ![[Linked Image]](http://mydoubts.net/pictures/hottest_womens_22.jpg)
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I wouldn't kick her outta bed. Of course not, that what their supposed to do.
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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She could take me for a ride, if I weren't married, I mean.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I quit watching stock car racing after Richard Petty and Cale Yarbrough and Bobby Allison all retired... + 1 
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Looked like a bump there, but wouldn't care to assign fault.
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Mediocre. And she is a bit of a whiner.
Don't sell her short,..she's a HUGE whiner..! exactly! If she spins out or falls asleep..it's always someone else's fault! She was a good gocart and SCCA driver. That grew into a lovely example of female flesh... But still drives like a woman!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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I'd take it for a spin... I remember when we called her "cute little Dani!" She's all growed up now...
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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HIGHLY OVERRATED AND I WISH NASCAR WOULD STOP CRAMMING HER DOWN OUR THROATS.
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HIGHLY OVERRATED AND I WISH NASCAR WOULD STOP CRAMMING HER DOWN OUR THROATS. This!
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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Going from open-wheel.... She was lousy at that too.
By the way, in case you missed it, Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
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shes a chick what do y'all expect her to act like.i recon she could out drive pretty much all of us. i haven't watched nascar since they stopped racing cars you could get off the show room floor. it would be nice to see them go back to that.
God bless Texas-----------------------
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but where you put it !!
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