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In college, in the dorms, there was always "wars" and there was one between my roomie and me and the guys around the corner....the last acts were ...they pennied our door (the outside steel frame and wood doors would hold a couple of penny's between the door and frame and would make it VERY hard to get out in the am)....well next early am I get a record album cover, fill it with edge shaving gell (a whole can), pinch the album cover shut, place slightly under the door bottom and jump on top the album cover....their dorm room,along with its inhabitants, instantly resembles a white Christmas...everything is covered
they called truse .......I don't start it but I can finish it.....in the day anyways......Boots

Must be a college tradtion everywhere. We were told not to do it (even though every one did) in the event of an emergency. Oh well. It was still fun. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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This was a payback. Put advertisement in Seattle paper. Gay male seeks same. HIV positive OK. Call ***-***-***** Ran it for two weeks.

He surrendered.

The girls in a neighboring dorm put a dozen white leghorn laying hens and 100 lbs of laying mash in the community showers on each of our dorm's four floors one night.

We awakened to the most unbelievable stench of ammonia coming from the urea in the wetted laying mash.

It took the men in our dorm all day long to clean up the mess of feed and excrement so that we could have a sanitary shower the next day.

I guess that the fellows should not have hung the girls' lingerie out on a clothes line in the dining hall after that last panty raid.

After the chickens, we surrendered.

Not Me, but close enough to believe it.

Fun with lunch boxes--the buckle-up steel kind.

#1--Welded shut.

#2--Tapped for a grease fitting and then pressure-filled.
Apparently, that was one to be seen!

Things I have seen but not perpetrated.

1. Superglue on gas cap.
2. Sheet of plywood and liquid nails over the dorm door in the middle of the night.
3. Pink toilet hydraulic cemented to the bed of a new truck.
4. Car filled through sunroof with birdseed. Girl snapped a pen in half and threw it in the drying machine with my friend's laundry.
5. Room filled with packing foam peanuts.
6. Brick wall built in front of someone's front door at night.
7. Jeep wrangler filled to soft top with horse manure.
8. Wildflower mix thrown in horticulture study plots of native grasses.
9. Biggest tree on campus (president's house) sawn down and a stuffed beaver nailed to the stump.
10. Put a screw eye in the side of neighbors house (high). Run piano wire to a turnbuckle to a screw eye in a nearby tree and get tight (in the dark). Do one of two things a: pluck the wire, or b: rub it with a violin bow. People inside think that ET has landed on the roof. Imagine being inside a guitar.
11. Garden hose through the mail slot in the front door.
12. A buddy was in the port a jon when someone nailed it with a half a brick. Being a mason, he filled the guys truck center console with cement, covering wallet, glasses, cd's....
13. Chevy Suburban picked up and wedged front to back between two trees.
14. Wearing a bathrobe and slippers fishing (camo), stopping at the Holiday Inn and filling the 5 gallon buckets with ice to save $2.00.
15. After receiving a hamburger with mustard (friend hates mustard) from a local fast food joint. A friend went out to his truck and put on his lab coat (science teacher), got his clipboard and went back in. He walked around looking at various things and made notes on the clipboard. Anyone asked if he needed help, he said to pretend he was not there. Then he quietly walked out to let them wonder what the hell he was doing.

BTW, the dumbest thing I have ever heard of is a guy at college came back and found the same car parked in his parking place. He got so mad that he got a screwdriver, climbed up on the car, and used it to wedge the sunroof open. Then he drops his pants, puts his "you know" through the sunroof and starts to relieve himself on the leather. Well the screwdriver pops out, and lands on the cement. He had to ask someone to get it for him so he could rescue his privates.

Misery loves company!

I'm no fan of p. jokes.. I have a feeling if any of you animals did that stuff to me there would be PILES of bodies for the coroner to gaze at..

Hehehehehe

Put a wood screw in the middle of one of those old multi-paned windows, and tied a stout piece of monofilament to it, with a fishing weight on it a foot away. Ran the other end to my window next door. Late at night, tap the weight against the window. Neighbor looks out, I pull the weight out so he can't see it. Drove the poor bugger nutz!

Got a small squirt gun and then filled it with the "perfume" from a 5 and dime (1 buck a gallon type). Squirted it on the pants cuff of a real tightassed Numbskull from the job. What explanation did he give to his wife when he went home smelling like a French Whore???

Heard one guy on the radio just before Thanksgiving talk about dreading the holiday because the house always filled up with family who didn't know how to leave, and who would stay until 11:30 or midnight unless somebody left first; then the others would get the idea and drift out as well.

He said what he did was pick up a little box of white pepper (not black pepper) when he was out getting turkey fixin's. When he got home, he went into the bathroom and unrolled about ten feet of toilet paper, sprinkled in a little white pepper, and rolled it back up.

He said after dinner, as everybody was sitting around holding their stomachs and groaning, eventually the inevitable began to happen and there was a steady flow of bathroom traffic. Sooner or later, he said, somebody would come out of the bathroom, grab his coat, and say, "Honey, we have to go!" and the herd would be on its way out.

Heard another guy on the radio telling a story about when he was young and lived in his father's basement and had a strict 10:00pm curfew. He was allowed to talk on the phone after 10:00--he even had an extension (not a separate line) in his basement bedroom--but he was not allowed to be out.

One time he really, really wanted to go out to a bar with some older friends of his and stay until 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning, so he hatched a plan. He went out with his buddies, and then around 9:30 or 9:45 he found a pay phone and called home. When his father answered, he said, "I've got it, Dad, it's for me," and waited until his father hung up. Then he had a fun-filled, alcohol-soaked evening and crawled in his basement window early in the morning.

I believe he said he ended up getting in trouble anyway because of the unexpected hangover, but his father firmly believed he had been in his bedroom before 10:00--and then sneaked out afterwards.

put doe in heat into a syringe and then walked around school injecting backpacks with it.

Barak,

I pull that one myself from time to time. I'll call home from work and when my wife answers I tell her, "I got it, it's for me."

She'll invariably ask me, "Where are you?" and I'll answer "in the garage" or "downstairs". It drives her ballistic...

I've even tried it when calling peoples cell phones - the pause on the phone as they try to figure things out is almost painfull.

I'm with you redneck. I hate practical jokes.

tom

That won't work for Barak. He's inevitably the last one to answer the phone (even if it's sitting right next to him) because he hates to talk on the phone. If I ever picked up the phone and Barak said, "I got it, Honey, it's for me," I'd say, "Who are you, and what have you done with Barak?" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

B'sW

Not me but 3 guys at work.

Joe noticed that Clyde and Al left their car keys on their respective desks. Joe switched keys between the two.

Unknown to Joe, Clyde and Al discovered the switch and traded back.

Joe was in the parking lot early. He saw Al struggle a moment with his car keys then get in and drive away while Joe was shouting, "No, Al wait a minute!".

""they pennied our door (the outside steel frame and wood doors would hold a couple of penny's between the door and frame and would make it VERY hard to get out in the am).""

At the University of Georgia, students can be (and are) expelled if they penny someone in, because a fire alarm once went off in a high-rise dorm and someone who was pennied-in couldn't get out.

At one drunk-out in my dorm, one of the regulars got an early start and passed out just when we were getting revved up.

The girls at the party took all his clothes off and "tattooed" every inch of skin, scalp to heels, with red and black magic markers.

Then we dressed him up again and no one ever admitted anything.

Buy a can of foaming shaving cream (NOT GEL) Chill it really well. turn your freezer down ALL THE WAY and let the can sit in there for 3 or 4 days. Saw the bottom of the can off and put the cream cylinder in someones backseat

Fun stuff

The brick down the port-a-jon tube is my absolute favorite <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Andrew