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Yep, if I drink one beer in the heat it's insta-headache.

opinions are like [bleep] everyone has one and they all stink

You drink that mess?

Your comprehension and reading skills must be lacking tonight...you need to go to the beginning of this thread and read it. Then you will find enlightenment grasshoppa

I guess it does have a use, being shoved up a chicken's ass.

However my comment still stands

I drank a lot of Keystone Premium and Keystone Ice back in high school. I do not like it. Did not care back then.

The only light beer I drink is Miller Lite when it is hot. At least it tastes a little like beer.

Fat Tire is my new favorite; cannot get it in PA.

I can! I'm not sure if i'm bragging here or confessing a horrible secret, but I unfortunately have drank enough of the two to tell them apart.

Dammit, I went out and bought some in the interests of science.

Not the store with the 20 packs for $9, I ended up spending $4.95 for 6 20oz cans.



That brought back memories, back when we were fourteen or fifteen Boonesfarm's Apple and Strawberry Hills were pretty much what everyone started with.

When you did shortly graduate to beer, all us newbies drank Schaeffer, on account of it didn't bring on "beer face" near as much as did Budweiser, which back then was the standard for "real" beer, to high school kids anyway.

IIRC Carling Black Label was always cheapest, and Wild Turkey was the standard hard liquor of choice for the teen set.

But I digress...

At the store the coolers were stocked left to right, premium beers at the left end, cheapest beers at the right end.

So I had to go to the right of all them beer snobs buying Bud, Miller, and Coors Lites.


The taste? Definitely didn't bring back memories of Schaefer.

Certainly beer, but only just, and with an aftertaste reminiscent of dish water. Thanks fer the recommendations but I ain't gonna be part of Kieth Stone's crowd.

But wait....

There was one other kind of beer in the cooler EVEN FURTHER TO THE RIGHT (ie cheaper) than Keystone Lite....

OLDE ENGLISH MALT LIQUOR




OK guys, since we have a panel of experts here, whats the verdict on THIS one?

(note, it also comes in 40oz bottles packaged in a paper bag).

Birdwatcher

Old English AKA OE AKA The Eight Ball AKA The Stank Breath is one of, if not the, finest malt liquor every produced.

I have literally drank hundreds of gallons of it. The mere sight of it brings back a total lack of memories.

It will always have a warm spot in my heart.


Travis

It's swill water. What does sex in a canoe and Keystone lite have in common? Yep, they're both f'ing close to water.

I didn't think white people could drink OE

Doesn't hurt a thing.



Travis

In my best Thurston Howell III typing voice:

My God! Lovie, this troglodyte thinks Bud, Miller and Coors drinkers are beer snobs. He must have been reared in the gutter, probably a Yale man ...

a previous get-together,

it'll grow pubes on your breasticles

actually it was part if a joke on some buds, but nontheless we obliged

slightly edited

you ain't experienced a good time till you take the Edward 'Foty' Hands pledge


and two EightBalls (O.E.800) duct taped to your wrists till empty

any malt liquor will qualify

Its all relative.

My impression is that the guys pulling from the above cooler all drove themselves to the store, meaning they had a fixed abode, access to a running vehicle, and SOME source of steady income, if only Section 8, food stamps and dealing drugs.

OE Malt Liquor however, I'm pretty sure its what the homeless guys buy after hustling up the change in the parking lot out front.

YMMV of course,
Birdwatcher

My gosh, I had no idea.

Prob'ly hard to do the duct tape thing if drinking by yourself.

sad

you could always pretend I guess

What's worse than OEML? This:



I've seen a thirsty guy who would drink almost anything (Milwaukee's Best and Schaefer were his staples, PBR was his special treat when he felt spendy) throw away a 40 of ice cold Big Jug after two swigs.