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You're as sharp as a marble!
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Campfire Regular
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He's strong as an ox--almost as smart!
"Never force anything, just get a bigger hammer".
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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He is smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Ranger
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This one is from a movie, but it still ranks high on my list of favorites-
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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Campfire Sage
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Oracle
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If schit was brains you'd be a genius.
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Ranger
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You have the body of a mighty oak and the brain of an acorn.
Quando Omni Moritati
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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You have a mind like a trigger. Unfortunately you have a face like Trigger too.
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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Campfire Ranger
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-Yeah, but she's got a great personality!
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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Uh, I believe that would be a backdoor compliment.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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One evening when I was a kid, we had the option of Mom's grilled hamburgers or we could go to McDonalds. I happily fetched the ground meat from the fridge and said "McDonald's burgers are way worse than Mom's". She still laughs about that.....
Now with even more aplomb
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Campfire Outfitter
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Uh, I believe that would be a backdoor compliment.  Bruinruin, the Swedish judge awards that a 8.9! John
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Uh, I believe that would be a backdoor compliment. GFY. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Regular
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there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown--
" If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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The Methodist pastor had just finished preaching his last sermon before moving on to another church.
As he stood at the door greeting the congregants as they left, an old lady who habitually sat in the back of the sanctuary, and who had never before spoken to him, surprised him by shaking his hand.
She said, "I'm sorry you're leaving: I'm sure the next pastor won't be as good as you are."
Somewhat taken aback, he stumbled a bit. "Why, thank you--what a nice thing to say! But I'm sure my replacement will be a wonderful blessing."
"No, I'm serious," she said. "I've been a member of this church through seven pastors, and every one has been worse than the last."
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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Campfire Ranger
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The middle-aged wife pleaded to her husband, with tears in her voice.
"I look in the mirror, and everything I see is wrinkled and sagging and covered with age spots. I feel so...ugly. Please say something nice about me!"
Her husband shrugged. "Well, at least there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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you're as sharp as a pumpkin
I think I love you honey, no chit, you got eyes like my lead dog
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Justin, no one does the things you do better!
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Campfire Ranger
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"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams
Turdlike, by default.
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Her teeth are just like stars; they come out every night.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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