I was over my Brother's house a couple nights. I was sitting on the couch next to him and his wife was in her big easy chair. My Brother passed a little gas. I did much the same as this guy did. My Bro was not happy. He threatened to throw me out of the house. He called my Mom, my Aunts, and I think he's filed a formal protest with the U.N. His dog will never forgive me!
"I didn't get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family." Willie Robertson
I was over my Brother's house a couple nights. I was sitting on the couch next to him and his wife was in her big easy chair. My Brother passed a little gas. I did much the same as this guy did. My Bro was not happy. He threatened to throw me out of the house. He called my Mom, my Aunts, and I think he's filed a formal protest with the U.N. His dog will never forgive me!
Well, it can't be too terribly bad, if you passed gas and the dang dog is still alive. Just sayin'...
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
If farting kept me from going somewhere then I would never be able to leave the house. One of my friends has established the "Rectum Scale" to measure volume & stench.
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I love getting the dog! I've made her growl at me! I have to watch the dog once a month when they go on a long weekend. I go over the house and let the little spas dog out and feed her... I thought of doing something to his house while he was gone, but I didn't get it done. I was thinking of anything from rearranging the contents of his refrigerator to leaving him an upper deck in his toilet. Next time!
"I didn't get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family." Willie Robertson
If he's never been upper decked, he deserves it. Just for the sake of having it done to him from brotherly love. Something that's also fun is to take all the labels off all the canned goods in his house. He can have mystery vegetables. I learned that from a friend. Lots of fun, and mostly harmless things that can keep him on his toes.
Put salt in the sugar bowl and sugar in the salt shaker. Did that at my grandparents when I was a kid and man were they pissed. I guess gramps morning coffee didn't taste too good with two teaspoons of salt in it !
My Bro was not happy. He threatened to throw me out of the house. He called my Mom, my Aunts, and I think he's filed a formal protest with the U.N. His dog will never forgive me!
Jealousy is an ugly mistress. Rob, you make us proud.
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." Robert E. Howard
I am feeling a bit slighted, and I will have to come up with something. I have irritable bowel syndrome you know. I see a gastro and take medication. I'm being discriminated against because of a medical condition! That's not right. I can't help it. I probably could do it with less flair, but life is short. I picture the scene from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels where Steve Martin and Michael Caine are at the dinner table and Steve Martin says "May I go to the bathroom please?" Michael Caine says "Go ahead." So he does, at the table, in his shorts! He has such a look of satisfaction. That's kind of the way it is. You know!
"I didn't get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family." Willie Robertson
You could always try putting laundry powder in his toilet-every time you flush, you get some serious foam!! I haven't done this myself, but one my friends says that it is hilarious!
More guns...need more guns. Loving Mozambique-and Africa!!!! Too bad I only have 2 months left!!
Leave a doggy do in his favorite shoe.
