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The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him. He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?" Little Larry raised his hand and the pastor said, "Please tell us what the resurrection is". Little Larry, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!" It took a solid 5 minutes before the pastor could speak with all the laughter. Oh that Little Larry.
"......ain't many troubles that a man cain't fix
With seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
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I got more laughs with this joke this last week than I could believe. Our pastor turned a bright red and laughed so hard I thought he was going to have a heart attack.
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A government is the most dangerous threat to man�s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force against legally disarmed victims.
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Damn funny and one of the best so far.
Thanks,
Steve
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True story. At Parkview Baptist Church in Greenville, MS they call the kids up front before the congregation for children's
church. One little girl was dressed quite nicely in a stunning dress with pleats. The pastor commented on what a pretty dress. The little girl responded, "I know but my Mama said it was a bitch to iron!" Yes the the services were televised. I felt for that poor Mama.
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You can shear a sheep many times.But you can only skin him once!
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