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I say Yay! Im in favor of that. That makes 5,298, Mr. Bin. Please act accordingly. Travis This is one of the funnier threads I have seen here. In a serious way, that is. My Fellow campfireites, Gentlemen, Ladies, Hutterites in sunglasses, et. al, if I may comment� on a serious note: Mr. President, some of us here are beginning to doubt your omnipotence. Only slightly, as the matter has only been under consideration for 16 days now. Dealing with an intractable Ingwe (see, I capitalized it with all due respect), and a silent (non-existent?)Rick, can slow down any sort of �progress� toward a workable solution for the problem of yeah or nay on a combination gun section. I vote for a bigger shillelagh if necessary to get things done. However, seeing the impasse that has been reached in regards to a simple request (demand) for a combo gun section, I find it hard to believe the esteemed members of the �fire could find it in their hearts to agree to a budget request for larger more forceful arms for our �commander in chief�. In the spirit of the tin hat brigade and the politicization of the Hunter�s Campfire section, I do hereby declare that we must now, at least at a minimum, have a majority of the minority, a plurality of the masses, washed and unwashed, and with my vote do reckon that your vote count should surely be in the neighborhood of 10,782.7 ( one of the short guys voted too) which by my voodoo accounting (learned during an internship at a major Wall Street firm) is greater than the 50% +1 needed for this measure to pass out of committee, or the outhouse , or wherever it needs to pass out of so we can see pics of combo guns and have the �experts� tell us what caliber and gauge (calibre for our Euro members, must remember not to piss off our allies) our combo guns need to be in order to take game from chipmunk to elekudunocerous�s and other foreign critters. My hat is off to you, figuratively of course, for proposing such a controversial section to be added to our forum. I respectfully, in advance, ask for a generous GFY for my lack of �succinctness�, which I have learned you prize in the short time I have been a member of the �fire. I will NOT beg for forgiveness though. Geno, Duly self appointed representative of the lower Snake River arm of the �likes all guns, even combination ones and would like to have a combo guns section� faction and caucus. PS: filibuster? Is that a stallion with an overly large �.? HOLY SCHIT! Geno, You got moxy. And I'll be in full agreement that you, and you alone get the first buttstroke to the head with a shillelagh stocked Savage 24V on Ingwe, if it comes to that. BOO-YAH! Travis
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Ingwe has something completely different in mind when it comes to buttstroking...
Yeah, because it involves dudes. Travis
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Thank you Ingwe. I knew back in the late 60's early 70's and reality was a very nebulous subject even then. . Reality is a philosophical topic, can we have a philosphy section too? Soooooooo, you dropped acid?
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Soooooooo, you dropped acid? Is that an accusation? (or have we met somewhere?) There's an Ammendment I can use to answer that, right? OR Take your pick from the following rejoinders: That would have been a dangerous thing to do. One could burn a hole in the floor, especially with hydrofluoric acid. My friends told me the funny looking cactus was a survival food and to try it before I ever got caught in that situation for real. The only mushrooms I had back then were from the pizza place. Last but not least: And no, I didn't inhale either. SO, I guess it's a no go on the philosophy section? But that means we get the combo gun one, right?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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You completely neglected to mention Mary Jane....
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You completely neglected to mention Mary Jane.... On half of a girl's pair of shoes? I thought I had referenced MJ with my Bill Clinton quote. President GWB didn't play in the snow either.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I thought I had referenced MJ with my Bill Clinton quote.
True Dat. My Bad. Sure am glad I never touched the stuff......
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Sure am glad I never touched the stuff...... Then why does the emoticon look like he's fixin to bogart a chub?
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Soooooooo, you dropped acid? Is that an accusation? (or have we met somewhere?) There's an Ammendment I can use to answer that, right? OR Take your pick from the following rejoinders: That would have been a dangerous thing to do. One could burn a hole in the floor, especially with hydrofluoric acid. My friends told me the funny looking cactus was a survival food and to try it before I ever got caught in that situation for real. The only mushrooms I had back then were from the pizza place. Last but not least: And no, I didn't inhale either. SO, I guess it's a no go on the philosophy section? But that means we get the combo gun one, right? You type too much you [bleep]' [bleep]. Travis
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Soooooooo, you dropped acid? Is that an accusation? (or have we met somewhere?) There's an Ammendment I can use to answer that, right? OR Take your pick from the following rejoinders: That would have been a dangerous thing to do. One could burn a hole in the floor, especially with hydrofluoric acid. My friends told me the funny looking cactus was a survival food and to try it before I ever got caught in that situation for real. The only mushrooms I had back then were from the pizza place. Last but not least: And no, I didn't inhale either. SO, I guess it's a no go on the philosophy section? But that means we get the combo gun one, right? You type too much you [bleep]' [bleep]. Travis Thank you for the compliment Mr President. I did however, try to further the cause with the last sentence of the post you quoted, which was an attempt to resolve the issue and bring an end to this now 13 page thread, which you, in recognizing the need of a combo guns section, so knowledgeably started. The rest was essentially a non-essential response to Mr. Ingwe's aspersion that I recreated in the past using methods that are not socially acceptable at this time and could, perhaps, be construed to have an effect on my ability to presently function in society without some form of supervision by folks in white coats. I could have ingnored him, however, he deserves a modicum of respect as do many of the other members of the 'fire (others? I'm not so sure of that). I will respectfully hand in my resignation from the "We Want a Combination Gun Section" fan club and go on to join a prestigious lobbying firm ala Mr. Tim Paulenty. I can use my verbal and typing skills to further another "special interest" (perhaps, for Ingwe, a We Want a Philosophy Section" fan club?) because, after all, combination gun lovers are "special". Hopefully I will be compensated in a manner befitting the aspirations I have to become a member of the 1% club (and not the biker type of 1%er, some of whom, off the record, I've known in a past life). I may however, in the future, "drop in " from time to time to comment, in my decidedly eloquent style, as an "interested observer", should this thread continue until we do get a combination guns section. Good Luck in all your endeavors Travis, and have a nice autumn too. Geno PS, people ( family, teachers, bosses, co-workers, folks on the street, my wife even) have told me many times to "use your words" when I tried to express myself by grunting, pointing, and throwing things (which, by the way, I REALLY enjoy doing as it's very masculine). Now I get cursed at for following their suggestions. Philosophically, perhaps I should investigate finding a happy medium? Not right now, I'm going over to the "hunter's campfire" and see what the tin foil hat folks are up to today, maybe even check up on the TN mafia?
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Thanks buddy! And better to be a 1 percenter than an 80 percenter. Remember that.
Travis
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Or even a 47%er. I pay my taxes!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Fixt it for you..( What Would Poobah Do)...
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Doo-dah,
I was just reading some other threads, and I realized Rick is responding to everybody but me.
Please explain.
Travis
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Sorry it took so long to get back to you Dave, but the site wouldnt let me log on...I figgered Rick had deep sized me for hanging around you... But it was just the opposite, he is responding to everyone but you, and he defers responses to you through me...so I'll handle all the "GFYs" from here on in....
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"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams
Turdlike, by default.
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No, but Travis is. Why do you think BGG likes to go 'camping' with him?
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I think it is because he loves cock. Thanks for asking.
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Flave, I think you're getting real close to getting this done. Thanks for all your effort. My 22 mag./3" 20 ga. just orgasmated.
P.S. Before you ask, yes. 3" is enough. Don't ask how I know.
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