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Nice!!! redemption is at your doorstep...
Kent And he said I wouldnt go to hell unless I put one of those halloween costumes on him. 
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And the lions will lay down with the lambs. In the New Jerusalem.
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country."
Robert E. Lee
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Nice!!! redemption is at your doorstep...
Kent And he said I wouldnt go to hell unless I put one of those halloween costumes on him. Wonder if you can bring your humidor... 'smoke a turd in heaven' doesn't have the same ring... well, they can use that Bin Laden fella to pass out turds, screw'm... Kent
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Maybe I could get his 72 virgins to mind the Humidor..... 
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You know 72 virgins is hell.
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Hummer'dor... you're a genius...
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I'm goin' there anyway...might as well have the company...
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Since I seriously doubt that the Lord will allow us to hunt.... But what about Fly Fishing? Jesus fished with the Apostles... Will I need my 3wt or 5wt...
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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Ingwe ain't gonna get ta go fishin if he gets all them virgins. He'll be takin out the trash for eternity. ;-{>8
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So Ricky and RC, when the Lord returns next, are the Christians then caught up in the rapture, or does that happen after the millennium? The rapture will happen before the Lord returns. The question then is will the rapture occur before the tribulation of the anti-christ or not. That depends if you are pre-trib, post-trib or pan-trib. Pre-tribulation folks believe Christians will be taken out of the earth before it gets really nasty. So they could be here for the first 3.5 years or so after the anti-christ appears and then get taken out, under that scenario. Post-trib folks believe He will not come back until the full tribulation has passed, the anti-christ has been defeated, and right before the Lord returns. I'm of the pan-trib persuasion believing that God is in control and if it happens and when it happens, it will all pan out fine. And by if it happens, I don't doubt it will, but it may not in the way we might now be thinking. God is a bit mysterious in how He handles some of his grander miracles. 
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I think my dog just thanked Christ for not being able to read....
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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Ingwe ain't gonna get ta go fishin if he gets all them virgins. He'll be takin out the trash for eternity. ;-{>8 Think I'd rather go Fly Fishing. Can't imagine listing to 72 women bitch all at once! 
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Same here, butt, to each his own. Course the Poohbah is special and likely can handle it. He is a whiz dog trainer, ya know. OK, this is lookin better.
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So Ricky and RC, when the Lord returns next, are the Christians then caught up in the rapture, or does that happen after the millennium? The rapture will happen before the Lord returns. The question then is will the rapture occur before the tribulation of the anti-christ or not. That depends if you are pre-trib, post-trib or pan-trib. Pre-tribulation folks believe Christians will be taken out of the earth before it gets really nasty. So they could be here for the first 3.5 years or so after the anti-christ appears and then get taken out, under that scenario. Post-trib folks believe He will not come back until the full tribulation has passed, the anti-christ has been defeated, and right before the Lord returns. I'm of the pan-trib persuasion believing that God is in control and if it happens and when it happens, it will all pan out fine. And by if it happens, I don't doubt it will, but it may not in the way we might now be thinking. God is a bit mysterious in how He handles some of his grander miracles. I would prefer a pre-trib rapture but I can't see it in the Bible. I'm more of a post-trib'er. However, none of us can affect what will happen in any way so there's no point in arguing about it. All we can do is be ready for whatever happens.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
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Hope this doesn't last two thousand years.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I would prefer a pre-trib rapture but I can't see it in the Bible. I'm more of a post-trib'er. However, none of us can affect what will happen in any way so there's no point in arguing about it. All we can do is be ready for whatever happens. I agree all the way around.
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
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Hope this doesn't last two thousand years. I got a good laugh out of that.  And agree!
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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