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It's just hit the news that a new case of mad cow disease has been found in Alberta. That's really not a good thing for the beef markets and all, but I have a solution that will solve your problem, and help us out in the US:

We'll trade you straight across, our mad cow for yours. We'll deal with your cow, and you deal with ours.

Ours thinks she is a senator from New York.


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It's just hit the news that a new case of mad cow disease has been found in Alberta. That's really not a good thing for the beef markets and all, but I have a solution that will solve your problem, and help us out in the US:

We'll trade you straight across, our mad cow for yours. We'll deal with your cow, and you deal with ours.

Ours thinks she is a senator from New York.


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I find it cold hearted and unfair to pick on our northern neighbors in this way. They are hopefully getting rid of their problems and we are trying to trade a dangerous plague for one sick cow. Not fair at all. Let�s give her to Iran then start dropping big bombes on all of them.


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I like it!!

We could even throw in one from Kalifornia.

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Thats funny. BTW Hillary is now attempting to appear as a hawk on Iran... I think thats funny too.


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New TV series; Hillary the Horrible Holstien


Noooooooo. Holsteins are more slender and have larger udders. Given the build and udder size, I'd say more of a Hereford.

Oh dear... this is getting baaaad. And I'm not helping. Can't stand that woman.


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We'll keep our own mad cow.


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