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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
I could like that if I was a couple decades younger. Today that wench would give me a heart attack about 3 hours into round 1.

Just sayin'..............


3 hours..........
3 HOURS?
Are you [bleep] kidding?
You carry nitro pills?

3 hours is stunt [bleep] grin


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Originally Posted by ingwe
Im headin to my favorite hideout in the hills a bit farther south...



You and Derby?



Just kidding.


Lord I apologize.


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You will smoke a turd in hell for that....


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Must be VarmintGuy. grin

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Probably a secret meeting with a .270 Winchester.


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can I go Cohiba instead?


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Originally Posted by SLM
Must be VarmintGuy. grin


I knew I had something around here for just such occasions....


Oh yeah....here it is....

[Linked Image]


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Varmint guy loves me.
Ingwe is not on the list. grin


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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Originally Posted by DanAdair
Facedown in a pillow, and me drunk, maybe...

Her ass would have to be on the tight end of the Thrustometer though.


Oh, and GFY!


Dan....tight on the thrustometer? You trying to tell me the thick ones are tight? Not likely...their O-Rings are stretched out and have zero retention....think continual pants sharting!


I guess this is what I get for thinking an east side bitch would understand what a Thrustometer is. The way it works is you hook your thumbs in the front two belt loops of your Wranglers, then point your index fingers out as far as they'll go. If the ass fits inside it with room to spare that's on the tight end of spec. If it's wider than that, it will require more thrust to land balls deep in it.

Think of it as a headspace gauge (Go/nogo/go if you're drunk) for man whores.


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Originally Posted by ingwe
Yep. Dat one would actually be better if she were not smiling, maybe more pensive, oreven turned from the camera...


Am I getting to be too much of an art critic....?

I started drinking my morning tea with my pinky held out.... smile


Poobah when ya are at your happy hunting grounds to the south imagine walking in on this.

[Linked Image]



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Originally Posted by DanAdair
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Originally Posted by DanAdair
Facedown in a pillow, and me drunk, maybe...

Her ass would have to be on the tight end of the Thrustometer though.


Oh, and GFY!


Dan....tight on the thrustometer? You trying to tell me the thick ones are tight? Not likely...their O-Rings are stretched out and have zero retention....think continual pants sharting!


I guess this is what I get for thinking an east side bitch would understand what a Thrustometer is. The way it works is you hook your thumbs in the front two belt loops of your Wranglers, then point your index fingers out as far as they'll go. If the ass fits inside it with room to spare that's on the tight end of spec. If it's wider than that, it will require more thrust to land balls deep in it.

Think of it as a headspace gauge (Go/nogo/go if you're drunk) for man whores.



You worry me...you really do....


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Originally Posted by wageslave
Varmint guy loves me.
Ingwe is not on the list. grin



If you got a nasty PM from Varmintgay, it would be VERY turdlike....


Just sayin...


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Originally Posted by ingwe
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Must be VarmintGuy. grin


I knew I had something around here for just such occasions....


Oh yeah....here it is....

[Linked Image]


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Fingers crossed. laugh
I'm in need of a PM from a loon.


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Its called a 'practice' turd.... grin


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Tryng to round up a crowd of rowdies for new years festive celebrations in Havre.YOU CAN DO IT.?

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Originally Posted by wageslave
Fingers crossed. laugh
I'm in need of a PM from a loon.


You are REALLY gonna hafta work for it, Ive pizzed him off royally a number of times and he has never sent me a nasty PM, just public ridicule, and some RREALLY funny schitt at that... laugh


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Mint?


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Originally Posted by j0s4
Tryng to round up a crowd of rowdies for new years festive celebrations in Havre.YOU CAN DO IT.?



After a couple deals like that in Havre in 1977 Im not sure my statute of limitations is over yet.... whistle


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Sounds like we have us a goal.
Challenge accepted. cool


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