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elkhunternm:Just lurking and making sure you and SLM are behaving...  Carry on! 
The 280 Remington is overbore.
The 7 Rem Mag is over bore.
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Sorry FJ. The dogs I've had in my life I liked better than most people I know.
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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FJ-
That sucks balls. I had a Boxer girl named Rosie for almost twelve years. She got the big sleep near five years ago now.
That dog got me more puss than I prolly deserved, but she thought different and continued to deliver. She had a knack for finding hot women with lose morals. Was truly amazing.
Go to a peeler bar, tell your story and fondle some bolt-ons. You'll feel better. I promise.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Ranger
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Thought that was what you did every Wednesday ? Fat beaver, you [bleep] [bleep]........
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Kahuna
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Good thing about a pigageddon is what you get to shoot on the gut mountain afterwards...assuming your aren't commode huggin' drunk.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Thought that was what you did every Wednesday ? Fat beaver, you [bleep] [bleep]........ Does fat beaver taste greasy?
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...assuming your aren't commode huggin' drunk. I been accused of that.... Is that a bad thing? Also shot on the gut before........ That's where she wanted it..... Was that wrong? Thanks in advance.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Does fat beaver taste greasy?
In the dark...beaver is beaver. Always hunt fat beaver in the dark. Hint.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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When I was but a wee 'flave, Dad 'flave brought home a beautiful Boxer named Taffy.
It was Christmas Eve. Taffy was draped with a large red bow. All the 'flaves were so excited to have this wonderful new pet.
Wee 'flave asked Dad 'flave "Where did you get this dog dad 'flave?"
"The owners had a newborn, and he is terribly allergic to dog hair. They had no choice but to give up their family pet. She was free to a good home. They were very sad to see Taffy leave, but I promised to take good care of her."
Mini 'flave didn't much give a [bleep] about the touching story.
About two hours later, Taffy urinated all over the kitchen, and this really puzzled dad 'flave. Dad 'flave took Taffy outside and I recall my brother and I staring out the window as dad took her to the backyard to handle her business.
Then we watched Taffy tip over like a sheet of plywood. Taffy dropped [bleep] dead, right there.
Dad 'flave's Christmas idea wasn't panning out very well. Espeically after guilt over took him and he called the previous owners to explain what had happened, and ask if they wanted the dead dog back to bury in their backyard.
The owners were outraged, and accused poor dad 'flave of killing their dog.
I can still remember my brother and I laying in our respecitive beds (we shared a room most of our childhood)and laughing our [bleep] asses off at dad's EPIC [bleep] fail of a Christmas gift.
Turned out the dog had a massive stroke or some schit. The previous owners had the vet figure out cause of death and later called my dad to let him know it wasn't his fault. Not that he gave a schit.
That's my Boxer story.
The end,
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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When I was but a wee 'flave, Dad 'flave brought home a beautiful Boxer named Taffy.
It was Christmas Eve. Taffy was draped with a large red bow. All the 'flaves were so excited to have this wonderful new pet.
Wee 'flave asked Dad 'flave "Where did you get this dog dad 'flave?"
"The owners had a newborn, and he is terribly allergic to dog hair. They had no choice but to give up their family pet. She was free to a good home. They were very sad to see Taffy leave, but I promised to take good care of her."
Mini 'flave didn't much give a [bleep] about the touching story.
About two hours later, Taffy urinated all over the kitchen, and this really puzzled dad 'flave. Dad 'flave took Taffy outside and I recall my brother and I staring out the window as dad took her to the backyard to handle her business.
Then we watched Taffy tip over like a sheet of plywood. Taffy dropped [bleep] dead, right there.
Dad 'flave's Christmas idea wasn't panning out very well. Espeically after guilt over took him and he called the previous owners to explain what had happened, and ask if they wanted the dead dog back to bury in their backyard.
The owners were outraged, and accused poor dad 'flave of killing their dog.
I can still remember my brother and I laying in our respecitive beds (we shared a room most of our childhood)and laughing our [bleep] asses off at dad's EPIC [bleep] fail of a Christmas gift.
Turned out the dog had a massive stroke or some schit. The previous owners had the vet figure out cause of death and later called my dad to let him know it wasn't his fault. Not that he gave a schit.
That's my Boxer story.
The end,
Travis LMFAO. In a good way...... That's better than the horse in the Dean's office in Animal House. What did dadFlave get the boys for Xmas next year? A painted rock?
Have Dog
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That's a great story 'Flave.
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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Ol' daddy 'flave always got us good schit for Christmas actually. It was a big deal in our house.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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That's a great story 'Flave. Cheer up buddy. Dogs are like people, they eventually die and we replace them as quickly as possible. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Morning to all you white trash (making a casual race assumption, there).
![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/24HRC/thats_racist.gif) My mitochondrial and nucelic DNA have traces of African- American in them.... And I'm 50% Irish.... I'm deeply offended.......  So you should be...Irish...sheesh!
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Do Australians know where they are from? Or do they just claim "Australia" like black people?
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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'Flave....I nearly had a stroke myself just from readin' that. Phoucin' funny...thanks.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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PS: Huggin' the commode is our rite of passage I think. That's about as far as it needs to go unless you're doing a demonstrations in Mr. Tweed's physics class on high velocity fluid dynamics.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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'Flave....I nearly had a stroke myself just from readin' that. Phoucin' funny...thanks. Glad you approve BD. God knows we owe you some stories. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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So, the 'flave household was traumatic enough to stroke out a dog? A real dog I mean, not one of those living dustmop Pomer-whatsits. Wow, that's a lot.
'Splains some things too...
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Part English, Scott, -kaff- French and German. Related to Attila possibly. Never really understood why he had an attitude about the Italians. Fine wine, fast women and chariots...what's not to like?
BD I'm English, Irish and German. Is it any wonder I hate myself....
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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