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My daughter is getting married here in Florida this Saturday... As father of the bride I will propose a toast... If you have a favorite, post it...and please.....PG-13 or better !! 
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Mark Harmon gave a good one on NCIS this week:
"May you always be as happy as you are today."
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
-S. M. Stirling
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To Wives and Girlfriends: May they never meet!
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Congratulations. Try not to screw this up.
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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Congratulations. Try not to screw this up. That's very good advice for the couple, Blue' ...........
Dave
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I've spent the last twenty years convincing her she's a princess...hahaha, sucks to be you.
your flippant remarks which you so adeptly sling
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Congratulations I love you both, please try to reimburse me the wedding cost soon as possible.
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great one Stoney...she's a PA, he is an attorney....I like that idea!
thinkin buffalo in Zimbabwe!
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here's to women bless there kind.....they bloom every month ....they bare every nine...there the only creature this side of he!!.... that can get juice out of a nut with out cracking the shell......HOWS THAT FOR A TOAST , I'M SURE IT WILL BE A HIT..(just trying to help  )
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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OPPS I DIDNT FINSH READING ....""".PG-13 or better !! grin """"
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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I once tried "Good [bleep]' luck." It didn't go over too well but it turned out I was right.
"Be sure you're right. Then go ahead." Fess Parker as Davy Crockett
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(X number of years ago) God gave(daughter's name) as a special gift to me and her mother. Now we give our gift to you. May you both always have as much joy together as she has given us.
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(His name) and (her name) always remember a marriage is a duet, not a duel.
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very nice PWN, thanks.....
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I like a good marble rye......
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May your bank account and baby carriage stay full!
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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Heard this one and it was pretty accurate:
If my new son in law loves my daughter as much as he loves himself, they will always be happy.
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May you have enough happiness to keep you sweet;
Enough trials to keep you strong;
Enough sorrow to keep you human;
Enough hope to keep you happy;
Enough failure to keep you humble;
Enough success to keep you eager;
Enough friends to give you comfort;
Enough faith in yourself, your business, and your country to banish depression;
Enough wealth to meet your needs;
Enough determination to make each day a better day than yesterday.
-- Traditional blessing (feel free to make up your own additional points)
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"Well congratulations Mary and John on your wedding day.
Please let me offer some advice... and to the groom in particular.
Faith, Hope, and Honor are the three vital attributes that need to be shown to your beautiful bride for maintaining a wonderful wedded life.
But of these three, honor will remain as the most important.
Because tonight John - this your blessed and sacred wedding night - when you get onher you won't want to get off her."
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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this is not meant to be bad in any way to the op about his daughter getting married
little story
back in 1986
i was home on leave on my way to germany
i was in the army (an infantryman)
my friend myron(yes his name was myron)
was in the marine corps (he was a 155 gun bunny)
any ways during the same time frame our friend scott was getting married
the girl was basically a crew served slut growing up
you know the type
keg party queen
anyways
at the reception
myron gets up in his blues
says lets have a toast
lets have a toast
im like thinking o fugg this aint gonna be good at all
im in my clas A,s
me and myron are phugging hammered
got our dates /bridesmaids sitting at our table
i say low voiced to myron keep it clean man dont phugg this up
we can get laid for sure from these drunk chicks at the table
phuggin guy stands up on the table
everything is silent
out it comes
heres to the hole that never heals
the more you poke it
the better it feels
their aint no soap this side of he!!
that will wash away that fishy smell
silence
then all he!! breaks loose
people are yelling at myron
im like making distance between me and him at the table
the 3 chicks at the table leave and dont come back to their seats
it was pretty bad...........................
the rest of the reception was pretty uncomfortable to say the least
i distanced myself from myron for about an hour after that
didnt get laid
scott got divorced in the early 90,s
his wife couldnt keep her pants on for some reason
hahahahahahhaaa!!!!!!
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