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You ever notice nobody has a "type" when they're drunk and it's 1:00am?
Travis Sadly I've never been that wasted Amigo LOL, did slow dance with a very large Marge at a bar one night cause I felt sorry for her  , each chin, IIRC about six of them had their own custom grown set of sweat warts, Bud said I looked like an armless man dancing with that big lovely, my arms from the elbows down were buried in her massive back boobies.  <G> She was corn starched powdered up and ready fer action.  Gunner
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You ever notice nobody has a "type" when they're drunk and it's 1:00am?
Travis Sadly I've never been that wasted Amigo LOL, did slow dance with a very large Marge at a bar one night cause I felt sorry for her , each chin, IIRC about six of them had their own custom grown set of sweat warts, Bud said I looked like an armless man dancing with that big lovely, my arms from the elbows down were buried in her massive back boobies. <G> She was corn starched powdered up and ready fer action. Gunner I would have never admitted to that. I still respect you thou. 
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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LOL, she forded up to me and ask. Gunner
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She was corn starched powdered up and ready fer action. Gunner Thread stopper of the year.
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I could smell it. , although the action she may have been anticipating could have been an all expense paid trip/trips to the Dennys buffet. Gunner
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You sure she wasn't packin' part of Denny's on some part(s) of her?
I've got to get on the tractor and start mowing; maybe I can clear my mind of all of this....
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Twist them RPM's up to around 1650, you'll get a clean cut and a clear head in no time.LOL
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What about London Andrews fat or hot? ![[Linked Image]](http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff431/pronghornboy/LondonAndrews_zpsa17f836a.jpg)
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The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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" It ain't dead.As long as there's one cowboy taking care of one cow,it ain't dead ! "
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Amen, she is perfect in my opinion.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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What is the silver device beside the phone?....Nevermind I don't need to know.
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You ever notice nobody has a "type" when they're drunk and it's 1:00am?
Travis At 1.00am anybody waking me will be in for an argument.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Sadly I've never been that wasted Amigo LOL, did slow dance with a very large Marge at a bar one night cause I felt sorry for her , each chin, IIRC about six of them had their own custom grown set of sweat warts, Bud said I looked like an armless man dancing with that big lovely, my arms from the elbows down were buried in her massive back boobies. <G> She was corn starched powdered up and ready fer action. Gunner That's chivalry in action. You're a gentleman and a patriot, I salute you sir.
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Upper limit of fat bottomed girls: ![[Linked Image]](https://24.media.tumblr.com/dea8a605869b7e15ddf9f3ad19c337ad/tumblr_mmu4xlvKrD1s8sbx1o1_500.jpg)
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A bit on the low side for me... Here's my idea of perfection: ![[Linked Image]](http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc437/jorgeIg/cell_zpsce6d6366.jpg)
Last edited by jorgeI; 05/15/13.
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Upper limit of fat bottomed girls: She needs to eat, a little to slim.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I will give her a "hot dog"!
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I never was into thick girls, but London Andrews is very attractive
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They don't call 'em "plus size models" for nothing. 
Sam......
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As we (and our ladies) get older, keeping a tight waistline and flat stomach is generally going to be a good goal. Due to genetics and diet/exercise habits, some ladies are going to have ample curves, even with a tight waist. Nobody calls these ladies "fat", even though their bottoms may be bigger than the next girl, who is chubby and out of shape. It would be wonderful if we had a nationwide epidemic of folks with trim mid-sections and generous curves, but I don't see that being the case. Our problem these days is that many people can't even find their mid-sections and are so "curvy" that they are just lumpy spheres.
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