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Originally Posted by Boxer

h22,

Don't go aspookin' them Bottom Feeders and their gapin' mouths,offa [bleep] [bleep] spectaculare bite.

Swipe the Do Nothing [bleep]'s Imaginations away...and they've nothing left and that'd be mean.

Laffin'!


Oh, alright, 'stick. No matter how sick I get of stoopid fugging cartoons and whining, I'll let you play the line without my interruptions. And, instead of taking away their 'imaginations', I'll quietly suffer all the 'union' talk instead of hearing particulars and seeing critter pics. Who knows? I may just have to keep up with the Looney-Toons reruns, just to know ahead of time, which characters and sig lines swifty and biscuit come up with next.....

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Originally Posted by Boxer
Mebbe mention the Union Load

I got the job you wish you had, union or not! You'd have to work on your GED & interpersonal skills to do it though. Our work doesn't go well with heros like you.

Like, what do you need to start a chainsaw, Grade 7?

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Tell him he's awesome ..... He'll believe you.


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Well damn Sticky you tried to vary your redundancy, although I must admit it was an extremely feeble attempt.
Though not quite as feeble as your attempt at insults that you have not attempted before. I will at least try to feign a chuckle at your hardest try so far.
You should really Stick( pun intended) to practicing your redundancy so that you keep your strongest card in play even though it is only the douche of spades . You most definitely got shorted ( pun intended ) on the use of intelligent thought. This must be why logic is beyond your capabilities. Total proof of this is in the fact that you wrote to H22 whilst his head is in your azz. Again I will feign surprise at the fact that you didn't break his [bleep] neck when you sat down to again bless us with your vast amount of worthless chit that floats around in the total emptiness between your ears.
I look forward to your next failed attempt at enlightening us with your vast amount of stale, dried out bullchit, and the ability to apply same in such boundless and awe inspiring ways.

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Bluritude can be outfoxed with Vaseline. Other things too...like o-rings. NASA just recently figured that out for themselves despite my offer of free advice.


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Stick;

I'm back to work but I'll be sure to let you know as I hate it when my word count gets so low on your daily blog. Just may take the old girl out on a tear on Lake Michigan come Sunday and get some of those mysterious Chinooks you can't quite comprehend. Although college prep for kid has ate into my normal fishing time with all the touring and supply shopping. I've been getting hooked on loosening arrows again per usual this time of year as the bite slows. Perhaps I'll even snap a pic or two and take the time to post just for you. Or not. Must be making you shack happy with all that ice in mid to late June. Can't imagine how much that must suck. The only ice I like this time of year is in my Ginge Ale and Jim as you can appreciate.



Seafire:

Not sure what the [bleep] happened there. The hot spot and iMac must have been having an argument with things going awry and locking down for a couple few minutes giving me the spinny wheel of chaos. Me thinks the wife and kids were absorbing too much bandwidth at the time.

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Originally Posted by Boxer



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Interesting photo that. Real world always trumps fantasy, but this one kept [bleep] all day. Then it occurred that I'd seen something similar. Fantasy Fest in Key West, 1990. Funny, similar montage, grossly different reaction. The mallards got more IQ than all of Key West.


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[quote=SuperCub][quote]

Like, what do you need to start a chainsaw, Grade 7?

Actually I do have some experience in this area so I suppose it would be considered proper for me to chime in on the particulars of the Alaskan Timber Faller (Bushler). Now having cut timber for 20+ years I suppose I could start by telling a little bit about my experience cutting in the Redwoods in California.

The fact is there really are very few men in the world and it most certainly requires a special breed of man to begin to have the common sense, strength, and ability to even consider tackling one of these monsters.....let alone having the finesse to lay a tree worth hundreds of thousands of dollars on the ground without pissing away half the worth of the tree due to lack of skill that very few men alive today could possibly hope to be capable of!!!

With that said in all honesty I can say assuredly that any day of a Timber Fallers life in Alaska does indeed make the world class Redwood Faller look like a little 3 year old boy that just pissed his pants and went home crying cause the little girl across the street just whipped his asss.

The Alaskan Timber Faller is indeed the most dangerous occupation in the world and for a certainty only the most intelligent and strongest of men live to ever tell about it.

I will say for a certainty I did not like Boxer when I first came across his posts. After I came to the realization of what this man does for a living and where he does it he without question will always have my deepest respect and admiration.Boxer, be careful out there Brother and I hope you always come home safe to your family.

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Shod,

nice post sir!

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Speaking of Bow Hunting....

an esteemed forum member shot this tennis ball at 25 yds with a bow....not bad if you ask me...

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Shod .....

No argument with that post. What you say, I'm sure is true.

My trade lays in other directions and my skills are vastly different as is my life. Does that make me or any other person here a lesser being than anyone else who does such work?

You might respect old Larry for what he does, but what his is as a person is another story.

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One may be the best in the west when there wasn't no west,.....................


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but that still don't mean that you know beans..............


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One can have uncommon ability in a given area, and still not be a person deserving of admiration or respect.

Some of today's professional athletes, would be prime examples.

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Originally Posted by southtexas
One can have uncommon ability in a given area, and still not be a person deserving of admiration or respect.

Some of today's professional athletes, would be prime examples.



I learned a long time ago that you can lead a guitar to water,




but you can't tune a fish. LOL

but if it weren't for B, I prolly would have quit this thread a long time ago.

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'Cub,

Your Imagination and Pretend,is never not [bleep] hilarious and it's funnier than [bleep]...the wide berth you give Reality. Always a [bleep] riot to grant you the opportunity to wax eloquent on all the things you almost did,with all the wares you almost had and all the places you almost been.

Your version of "work","Outdoors","knowledge","experience","results" and everything [bleep] else,is a never [bleep] ending series of belly laughs. Your "best" is really "something". You is assuredly The Jeff-O Of The North.

Laffin'!

You Whining Do Nothing [bleep] are a [bleep] riot!

As an aside,what is your excuse going to be today?!!?

Laffin'!










SLM,

It just mighta been a right proper Dog Knot and sure 'nuff a rather impressive Show,the other night.

Haven't forgot about Blurtitude,but still cain't finger that schit out. Just might mebbe' haveta give up on the notion.

Slummed a bit and gunned this last night with the 1DX/800L melding.

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Same platform here and caught a Water Woozle in a [bleep] feeding frenzy,pushing a wake.


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Beeg SeaGull,rattlin' gums...just like The Do Nothing Gang.


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G-12 last night and it appears a [bleep] Texan left another [bleep] gate open,as the Goats was milling about in the yard.


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Went back to slummin' the 'X/800 again,later.


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Dabbled another Masked Merganser...just for kicks.


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I've gots me this hunch,that tonight just might bear some fruit.(grin)










h22,

Don't go slightin' a good cartoon...let alone the Do Nothing [bleep]' Imagination and Pretend. It's all that the Day Dreaming Do Nothing Dumbphucks have.

You're fixin' to be Secret Imaginary Pretend Ignored.

Laffin'!










Swifty,

Noone can insult you,better than you can...by trying to feign a [bleep] clue. PLEASE grab all the [bleep] slack on the rope you think you can handle,because you are really doing "great". Laffin'!

You "hard chargers" are [bleep] riot!

WOW +P+.











DD,

I've tried my best to abort filters all together and I ain't greased one in a couple decades. The Dreamy/Soft "effect",ain't for me.(grin)

The "trouble" Today is,that IQ has come soooooooooooo far...that lotsa schit is unforgiving.

Take Blurtitude for example!










Brinky,

Always wanted to catch a Sammun and I look forward to your "Field Report". Laffin'!

You've been gonna "snap a picture or two",for quite some time and it's [bleep] hilarious that your incredible [bleep] Stupidity,precludes you from hitting a shutter. Double Dog Dare you,to hang a pic of you and your crossed-eyes,with your [bleep] version of "results". Laffin'!

I'm looking forward to those excuses. If only to fuel your Imagination...what's your excuse today?!? Laffin'!

One thing is for CERTAIN about you,is that when it's all said and done,there's gonna be a [bleep] more said...than done!

Tough to top the inherent humor,of a Whining Do Nothing Lying Dumbphuck. Congratulations?

Bless your heart.










Shod,

Was hoping to someday save the jingle to travel to the West Coast and see what all the fuss was about. If'n I can scratch the right Lottery Ticket,I'd certainly like to see Alaska for myself.

Happiness is a Union job,that a woman can(and does) do.

Laffin'!










Shefire,

What are you gonna almost "do" today? Laffin'!

Looking forward to them excuses and with luck...mebbe you'll go FULL Addled [bleep] and plagiarize yet another cartoon.

My fingers is crossed in anticipation.

Laffin'!










southtexas,

Pretend ain't real and Reality ain't for everybody...as this Thread ohhhh sooooooooo eloquently attests.

Noone can outWhine a [bleep] Texan.

You Do Nothing [bleep] is a [bleep] hoot!










Gee',

Lookin' forward to more of that "Taxidermy" and them "harrowing" encounters of dealin' with locked gates and barbed wire.

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Funny SouthTexas mentioned that. We have a guy in our hall, he just got his ticket. Last year he placed 3rd in Canada at the Millwright Apprenticeship Competition. He's pretty damn good. But really...third isn't verymuch to brag about. Anyways hes a Hollywood Millwright now. Says he only works jobs were they "Need a Rotatory Alignment Specialist" he thinks he's something. They had him on a Ball Mill overhaul and there was about 500, 1 1/2" bolts that had to be hy-torqued. He told the foreman "oh no, I don't hy-torq". "I'm an alignment and layout guy" in a real snotty kinda way.

The foreman said "well we dont need an alignment guy....we need a [bleep] hy-torq guy...so I guess that means your laid off. Drag your tools up, see ya later."



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And there you have it, right on schedule. 100% azzhole. They don't even make hot dogs out of that stuff anymore.


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Originally Posted by Boxer


Gee',

Lookin' forward to more of that "Taxidermy" and them "harrowing" encounters of dealin' with locked gates and barbed wire.



no problem.......


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You can thank me later. Tomorrow in fact will be fine.

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PS: Just a subtle reminder, IIRC I've given evidence of numerous mounts. I don't recall a single one of yours. Now who's the pretender?







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