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Originally Posted by SLM
I'm still young enough that my cock is a renewable resource,






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It's like a Chia Pet...it will grow anywhere.

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A while back my wife told me she thought I was getting shorter.
I just smiled and said, woman, if you sharpened on a pencil four or five times a week for 35 years it would get shorter too.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
You're saying you have to plant in now and then to make it sprout?


It will sprout and grow......it just whithers and pouts for alot longer before it blooms again.


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Originally Posted by geedubya
A while back my wife told me she thought I was getting shorter.
I just smiled and said, woman, if you sharpened on a pencil four or five times a week for 35 years it would get shorter too.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
You're saying you have to plant in now and then to make it sprout?


It will sprout and grow......it just whithers and pouts for alot longer before it blooms again.


They now sale Miracle Grow in a pill.

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Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by geedubya
A while back my wife told me she thought I was getting shorter.
I just smiled and said, woman, if you sharpened on a pencil four or five times a week for 35 years it would get shorter too.

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Laffin'

How many turns can this thread take?





round and round and round she goes,

where she stops nobody knows.

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Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by geedubya
A while back my wife told me she thought I was getting shorter.
I just smiled and said, woman, if you sharpened on a pencil four or five times a week for 35 years it would get shorter too.

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GWB


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How many turns can this thread take?


Well, it's an A.I. thread so I ask 'How many turns are there in the Universe?'


I am..........disturbed.

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Originally Posted by geedubya
A while back my wife told me she thought I was getting shorter.
I just smiled and said, woman, if you sharpened on a pencil four or five times a week for 35 years it would get shorter too.

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GWB


That's the correct answer. Anything else you would've been on probation.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Man, I go away for the weekend & you all talk about absolute schit, except Jorge & Mathman, whose liquor conversation at least made sense.

The rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves !

Oh, just remembered, there was any excellent photo of a girl in the saddle.

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For da Poobs,

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Couple of homies for who ever was asking !

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PURTY !!

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PURTY BIG !!!!!

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'NUF SAID,

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Smart Type, perfect for Ace !

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NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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