Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by geedubya
A while back my wife told me she thought I was getting shorter.
I just smiled and said, woman, if you sharpened on a pencil four or five times a week for 35 years it would get shorter too.

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GWB


Laffin'

How many turns can this thread take?


Well, it's an A.I. thread so I ask 'How many turns are there in the Universe?'


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain