Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by wageslave
DD,
I went to the freakshow.
I saw where the crash is Nov. 1.
This means I have two days to spend every dollar I have in captivity.
What should I do?


Get drunk, screw and buy ammo.

Order based on time of day when you read this.


Wow.
I had all that done last night......
I am so on beam.
I only quit spending cash on ammo yesterday because the cop said I was too drunk to drive and so was the bitch with me.
(Don't worry, she blew him too and then he came, and then he came over and we played crib and drank til he got a call.)
Soon as it gets light I am going to find a shovel and dig in the back yard for more bennies.
Thanks.

P.S. Can you spade with a hangover?


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