WTF, I slept in and you guys are already on the roll? Well, Good Morning America!

Sea birds can be a bother now and then. They pluck baits out of mid air, dive down and grab trolling baits, and they are known to chitt on you now and then.

Not that I recommend this, 'cause I don't, but if you put a mullet on a block of clear ice and set it adrift you can have pelican for dinner. Kinda breaks their face or neck or both.

If you're looking for mullet it's often easier to go after them at night in the backwaters using a cast net. If you're really crafty you can toss your net over the head of a manatee and harness nature for the ride of your life.

Jesus only walked on water, you can ski. Don't forget your running lights, they are CG required equipment.

I learned a lot of odd stuff the hard way, but some I learned watching other guys less introspective than myself.

PTO

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain